"Right Side Of The Grass"

[jibsey]

I run in to a little 90 year old Irish fella (former insurance salesman) from time to time and when I say Jim how ya doin'? He always answers "right side of the grass, right side of the grass". And then he tells me a corny joke. Now on the wrong side of the grass I have voles digging tunnels in my yard. So for some perspective, as of today, we are all on the right side of the grass and we don't spend our nights underneath it digging tunnels and looking for grubs. In fact a vole is probably more sure handed on a grub than we are on the orange, and maybe in their CYO underground league they shoot the trey better too. I realize that this doesn't solve our rebounding and shooting problems and my yard looks like crap but what the hell.