Rice game Haiku

[Chosen]

We are trying to
Become bowl eligible
UConn wins it

 

[FfldCntyFan]

While some like fried rice
And others like sticky rice
Today we crush rice

 

[Vowelguy]

Uncle Ben won’t help
Over in a minute, Rice
Owls crushed by Huskies

 

[Vowelguy]

Huskies dominate
Even Japanese people
Do not like this Rice

 

[Samoo]

A Texas two-step
To 5 in a row today
Let's bbq Rice

 

[HuskiesFan1014]

Let's beat the Ow-els.
A, E and I are vowels.
Rice disemboweled.

 

[NowInStorrs]

"Rice is great when you're
Hungry and want two-thousand
Of something" -Hedberg

 

[FfldCntyFan]

After today's game
I can say with conviction
No football haiku's

 

[Dove]

When Huskies eat Rice
Stomachs turn when OT comes.
Jasmine? Long grain? Nope.