Recruiting Summation 11/12/14

[ctchamps]

Updated from yesterday: In red updated from earlier today!

Briscoe: no change from yesterday. Still no change. He's announcing Thursday!

Jones: no change from yesterday. Big Change! He's announcing Thursday!

Stone: Bleacher report says Stone to UConn. Sarcasm on! Valid source. Sarcasm off! No change from yesterday. Still no change.

Mack: Will he announce today? Will he announce with Dozier? Will the announcement be on the radio? Will he wait until Thursday and announce with a signing of a LOI? I have no clue. Scott Jennings says he's UConn bound. And he claims to be a contributor to 247. But the Boneyards group of detectives have outed him. Most Boneyard posters think it's between UConn and VCU. I have no clue where he is going. I have a strong hunch he announces around noon today. Why? Because I'm heading out for a few hours around that time and it would only be fitting after checking in every ten minutes for news that I won't be around for the announcement!! I was wrong about this since I'm back and he didn't announce!

I do predict if Mack goes elsewhere there will be a group of Boneyarders who will wail and gnash their teeth and another group who will tell them to chill resulting in the Mack thread continuing for days. If he picks UConn, the Mack thread will die in a brief amount of time!

If all three go elsewhere this board will melt down! It would be more comfortable to take a week in Liberia or Syria than to come here. For the literal this is meant as hyperbole, although I imagine that more than one of us would actually prefer those alternatives.

Many of these suicidal posters will stay in melt down unless Stone commits to UConn! Then those who jumped off the ledge will rise up like Lazerus! If Stone doesn't commit, those of us who hadn't jumped will be targeted by those who have jumped in The Boneyard's version of the "Walking Dead"!

Can anyone imagine what this place would be like if UConn hadn't won 4 NC's if all three chose other schools? My take would be things would be similar although the group of jumpers would be larger.



Stay tuned for further updates!

 

[Peacefrog]

Allow me to add:

If he picks UConn he will be immediately coronated as the next legendary Husky wing and is being robbed of a place in the McD game because of nefarious political reasons.

If he goes elsewhere he will be deemed vastly overrated and we neither really needed nor wanted him anyway.

I think that about covers it.

 

[mcs333]

Allow me to add:

If he picks UConn he will be immediately coronated as the next legendary Husky wing and is being robbed of a place in the McD game because of nefarious political reasons.

If he goes elsewhere he will be deemed vastly overrated and we neither really needed nor wanted him anyway.

I think that about covers it.

+1 perfect analysis of what to expect from this message board!

 

[ZenConn]

20 minutes.

 

[ctchamps]

See recruiting summation 11/11!

Not trying to be snarky. I'd give you a definitive date if one existed but no date is set in Stone!

 

[dogfan96]

Allow me to add:

If he picks UConn he will be immediately coronated as the next legendary Husky wing and is being robbed of a place in the McD game because of nefarious political reasons.

If he goes elsewhere he will be deemed vastly overrated and we neither really needed nor wanted him anyway.

I think that about covers it.

I "liked" this post solely for your use of the word nefarious

 

[Dogbreath2U]

So, if I have it correct, Briscoe, Mack, and Jones will all announce on the same day? What are the odds of that happening?

 

[ctchamps]

Updated!