Post First Quarter Thread Titles Probability

[Chin Diesel]

Any of these titles could be written by 9:00EDT tonight. What's most likely?

1. Fire Diaco Now
2. We'll never Get In To A P5 Conference
3. We're two plays away from 0-5
4. Batshit Crazy Bob Has Herman's Number
5. Herman Distracted by LSU Job
6. Am I Drunk?
7. Why Haven't We Been Playing Like This All Year?
8. Shirreffs Runs Too Quickly
9. Our OLine is Softer Than Sharman
10. Why D All The Linemen Have Grass Stains On Their Backs
11. Running RJ 3 Times in a Row on 1st and Goal? Brilliant
12. I Can't Believe Obi Got Beat Deep Again

 

[Jimdish255]

"Let's do the time warp again!"

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[TRest]

13. Revenge of Coog High.
14. Let's join the BE for football.

 

[uconnphil2016]

Is Anyone Blocking Ed Oliver?

 

[CTMike]

Slight edit to 6: I am drunk.

 

[SonsOfNutmeg]

16. The Greg Ward Jr. Show- staring the Connecticut Huskies
17. At least we got blown out by a potential National Champion?
18. No really... FIRE Verducci This Week!

 

[bmayuc]

19. Is Edsall available?
20. At least we don't have to worry about time management issues in the 4th quarter
21. Where has this Arkeel been all season?
22. Young Stud Program laying the wood to some old tired Cougars!

 

[ShakyTheMohel]

19. Is Edsall available?
20. At least we don't have to worry about time management issues in the 4th quarter
21. Where has this Arkeel been all season?
22. Young Stud Program laying the wood to some old tired Cougars!

I have to admit...#20 made me chuckle..

 

[HuskiesFan1014]

I'd like to think it's "Where have these TE's been all season?"

But I'm relentlessly optimistic. At least my beer will be cold, and maybe we'll pull off "The Shocker." (See photo below.)

The Shocker.

 

[huskymedic]

23. Drama Queens and Internet Tough Guys Post Here!

 

[freescooter]

23. We are just 78 plays or so from being 5-0.

 

[DoctorWho85]

"Let's do the time warp again!"

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I laughed way too hard at this

 

[BlueDogs]

24. "Diaco Says Plays that cause us to lose Continue."

25. "Whose the Coach Waving the Towel"

 

[ShakyTheMohel]

26. Red pants work better in Texas

 

[CL82]

Uh, #7 please.

 

[31GuardTrap]

27. Why is my TV stuck on fast forward?

 

[Srqhusky]

Hoping. For 4,5,6,7. But who knows.

 

[Chin Diesel]

27. Why is my TV stuck on fast forward?

28. My TV would get stick in FF and then freeze, then FF, then freeze.

 

[UCFBfan]

Slight edit to 6: I am drunk.

Another edit....I wish I was drunk more so I could forget this abomination

 

[UCFBfan]

29. At leat there's that riveting TNF game of the Bengal against the Dolphins

30. I'm never renewing my season tix

31. Good luck filling the Rent

32. Can we hire Les Miles?

32 makes me laugh everytime someone even thinks this has ANY chance of ever happening.

 

[SubbaBub]

33. Red pants, full liver, can't stop losing.

 

[NavinRJohnson]

34. At least the Kansas game is on FS1.

 

[31GuardTrap]

35. BC still sucks.

 

[Dream Jobbed 2.0]

36. How will this game affect MBB attendance?

 

[ktuck911]

Any of these titles could be written by 9:00EDT tonight. What's most likely?

1. Fire Diaco Now
2. We'll never Get In To A P5 Conference
3. We're two plays away from 0-5
4. Batshit Crazy Bob Has Herman's Number
5. Herman Distracted by LSU Job
6. Am I Drunk?
7. Why Haven't We Been Playing Like This All Year?
8. Shirreffs Runs Too Quickly
9. Our OLine is Softer Than Sharman
10. Why D All The Linemen Have Grass Stains On Their Backs
11. Running RJ 3 Times in a Row on 1st and Goal? Brilliant
12. I Can't Believe Obi Got Beat Deep Again

I'm hoping for 4 or 5