Chin Diesel
The timing could not possibly be worse
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No one doinked a dead corpse tonight.
I know that seems like a ridiculously low standard to achieve, but someone, somewhere recently couldn't resist the urge.
Which brings up two obvious points. Is there such a thing as a live corpse? And secondly, why do funeral homes have bicycles ready to be stolen?
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...sex-with-corpse-in-georgia-mortuary/23417257/
"The results of our investigation and the forensic examination gave us probable cause to believe that this individual had indeed sexually assaulted a dead body," said Columbus Police Maj. Gil Slouchick.
I know that seems like a ridiculously low standard to achieve, but someone, somewhere recently couldn't resist the urge.
Which brings up two obvious points. Is there such a thing as a live corpse? And secondly, why do funeral homes have bicycles ready to be stolen?
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...sex-with-corpse-in-georgia-mortuary/23417257/
"The results of our investigation and the forensic examination gave us probable cause to believe that this individual had indeed sexually assaulted a dead body," said Columbus Police Maj. Gil Slouchick.
