Poor Alex needs an exorcist | The Boneyard

Poor Alex needs an exorcist

Status
Not open for further replies.
Joined
Aug 27, 2011
Messages
2,027
Reaction Score
7,597
Comes into the game and levels an opposing players with an almost flagrant illegal screen.

Then, he plows over a defender in an attempt to score.

Finally he throws an attempted layup with such velocity that it become a net ball. A net ball.

I feel sorry for him, but he doesn't seem capable of breaking this curse without divine intervention.
 
Joined
Sep 3, 2011
Messages
1,615
Reaction Score
6,465
Let's not forget getting stripped off a defensive rebound from behind because he was standing there holding it like statue - should have been an easy layup for G'town but guy missed a chippee. He has played absolutely F- basketball this year. Forget the assanine points per minute stat some other guy came up with - let's stay with the mojo/eyeball test.

Speaking of mojo, who was that cat that always drummed it up.

Team needs to duct tape Alex, bath him in some holy water and say three our father's.
 
Joined
Aug 26, 2011
Messages
6,528
Reaction Score
18,600
he hasnt really improved since freshman year.. last year when he played with effort and intensity, he played well but this year its like he took multiple steps back
 
Joined
Aug 27, 2011
Messages
2,027
Reaction Score
7,597
It's a sad situation really. Playing sports in college should be a fun experience, but right now it doesn't look fun for him, or even for Jeremy or Shabazz. Expectations were certainly unreasonable for this team, and the target that's always on the back of National Champion doesn't help. I'm sure he wants to play well, I just don't think he's mentally able to right now.
 

huskyharry

Hooyah
Joined
Aug 27, 2011
Messages
3,576
Reaction Score
4,275
But these points cannot possibly be true...Huskymagic says he is a lock for a 1st round draft selection and that JC needs to play him for 20 minutes straight regardless of foul totals or mistakes ;)
 
Joined
Aug 31, 2011
Messages
262
Reaction Score
60
I've tried to explain Alex's deal with some fellow workers who only casually watch the games and truthfully I am at a loss for words at this pt. in the season. By now I would have thought looking at last year there would be some improvement or at least a maintaining of last years standard but man what the hell has happened to the guy. Aptly but that Alex needs and exorcism and one from the highest quality of clergy. The whole team's body language last night was terrible as they got behind and they stopped fighting. Hard to figure.
 
Joined
Aug 26, 2011
Messages
106
Reaction Score
38
Let's not forget getting stripped off a defensive rebound from behind because he was standing there holding it like statue - should have been an easy layup for G'town but guy missed a chippee. He has played absolutely F- basketball this year. Forget the assanine points per minute stat some other guy came up with - let's stay with the mojo/eyeball test.

Speaking of mojo, who was that cat that always drummed it up.

Team needs to duct tape Alex, bath him in some holy water and say three our father's.

" Team needs to duct tape Alex, bath him in some holy water and say three our father's."
I think this will actually work.:D
 
H

huskymagic

Comes into the game and levels an opposing players with an almost flagrant illegal screen.

Then, he plows over a defender in an attempt to score.

Finally he throws an attempted layup with such velocity that it become a net ball. A net ball.

I feel sorry for him, but he doesn't seem capable of breaking this curse without divine intervention.

This is the curse of the Scoe affecting the team. It can't be stopped without repentance and restitution.
 
H

huskymagic

But these points cannot possibly be true...Huskymagic says he is a lock for a 1st round draft selection and that JC needs to play him for 20 minutes straight regardless of foul totals or mistakes ;)

LOL what can i say this is the curse of the Scoe affecting the team. It can't be stopped without repentance and restitution.

P.S. Alex will get picked in the NBA draft I said and possibly even a first rounder. Never said he was a guaranteed first round pick, but he sure isn't helping his stock. he's still got time to right the ship and like i said Alex along Boat, Lamb, Scoe, and Drummond need to play 10-20 minute straight without interruptions, and you will see the improvements immediately.
 

zls44

Your #icebus Tour Director
Joined
Aug 24, 2011
Messages
9,128
Reaction Score
24,577
Remember when the Monstars took the NBA players' abilities in Space Jam and rendered them awful as a result?

Alex is kinda like that right now.
 
Joined
Aug 27, 2011
Messages
16,892
Reaction Score
26,723
LOL what can i say this is the curse of the Scoe affecting the team. It can't be stopped without repentance and restitution.

P.S. Alex will get picked in the NBA draft I said and possibly even a first rounder. Never said he was a guaranteed first round pick, but he sure isn't helping his stock. he's still got time to right the ship and like i said Alex along Boat, Lamb, Scoe, and Drummond need to play 10-20 minute straight without interruptions, and you will see the improvements immediately.
Playing a couple min at a time won't help him. As painful as it is he needs to stay on the floor to get some feel for the game.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.

Online statistics

Members online
169
Guests online
2,245
Total visitors
2,414

Forum statistics

Threads
160,158
Messages
4,219,285
Members
10,082
Latest member
Basingstoke


.
Top Bottom