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Work Expands to fill the time available for its completion.

How is this possible? I'm retired. Basically, I've got nothing to do, yet...
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Since I retired and have a lot of time, I am able to fully analyze potential tasks. And I have discovered a new law regarding work and time. It is uncanny, but without fail my analysis leads me to believe that tomorrow is always the more auspicious starting point. I think it is a brilliant breakthrough, but my wife has a different view of its efficacy. I was going to show her the data on a spreadsheet to prove my point, but it just wasn't a good day to start a Powerpoint presentation. She mentioned something about a self -fulfilling prophecy. I am going to research it some day soon. ;)
 
" . . . . . tomorrow is always the more auspicious starting point."

I have lived my post retirement life (20+ years) with that as a goal. Unfortunately, I think I am busier and work harder now than I ever did when employed. However, now I'm working hard at doing the things I want to do.
 
Bama fan said:
Since I retired and have a lot of time, I am able to fully analyze potential tasks. And I have discovered a new law regarding work and time. It is uncanny, but without fail my analysis leads me to believe that tomorrow is always the more auspicious starting point. I think it is a brilliant breakthrough, but my wife has a different view of its efficacy. I was going to show her the data on a spreadsheet to prove my point, but it just wasn't a good day to start a Powerpoint presentation. She mentioned something about a self -fulfilling prophecy. I am going to research it some day soon. ;)
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Bama, I believe you are in the Alabama section of the Procrastinator's Club. I will notify you if and when we are able to have a quorum.
 
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Bama fan said:
Since I retired and have a lot of time, I am able to fully analyze potential tasks. And I have discovered a new law regarding work and time. It is uncanny, but without fail my analysis leads me to believe that tomorrow is always the more auspicious starting point. I think it is a brilliant breakthrough, but my wife has a different view of its efficacy. I was going to show her the data on a spreadsheet to prove my point, but it just wasn't a good day to start a Powerpoint presentation. She mentioned something about a self -fulfilling prophecy. I am going to research it some day soon. ;)
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Yup. Work is not all it’s cracked up to be. Did you know that if you stare long enough, you can actually watch grass grow.
 
As I age, I've come to recognize how precious each opportunity for procrastination is, thus I must not waste a single one of them on superficial activity. Contemplation is often better than ... well... most everything.

Hemingway, in his literary memoir, A Moveable Feast, is the source of a favorite five word quotation: "Don't confuse motion with action."
 
Since retirement I've come realized that Mark Twain was correct. "Whenever I feel the urge to exercise I lie down until the feeling goes away". At my age I've found that it's not procrastination that I've grown to love but the anticipation of waiting that juices me.
 
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Sifaka said:
As I age, I've come to recognize how precious each opportunity for procrastination is, thus I must not waste a single one of them on superficial activity. Contemplation is often better than ... well... most everything.

Hemingway, in his literary memoir, A Moveable Feast, is the source of a favorite five word quotation: "Don't confuse motion with action."
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Are you a closet omphaloskeptic? If so I apologize for "outing" you. :oops:
 
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Steelerone said:
Bama, I believe you are in the Alabama section of the Procrastinator's Club. I will notify you if and when we are able to have a quorum.
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It has been said that in Alabama procrastination is firmly rooted in the collective psyche of the population. When I first moved to Alabama from the North, Bear Bryant had died and he was deeply mourned. The running joke then was "How many Bama fans does it take to change a light bulb? Five, one to change the bulb, and four to talk about how great the old bulb was." Resistance to change is not a bug, but a feature here. I feel that I have not succumbed to indolence as much as I have acquiesced to the Weltanschauung extant. ;)
 
I am reminded of a summer I once spent working in TN with a NC native. One day at lunch I could barely move in the heat (the far side of the street looked like a shimmering mirage) and my friend with a sh_t eating grin commented 'This is what I love about the South; it is impossible to move fast in this weather!' It was a revelation into his always calm demeanor. :)

With apologies to Mark Twain for a slight alteration in his quote:
'I am pushing 66. That is enough exercise for me!'

And another unattributed: 'Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional!'
 
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