P&D - Stay in Florida, go to Disneyworld. I'll pay.

[Fishy]

Seriously. Just freaking stay in Florida.

These two amiable dipshits couldn't lead an offense out of a paper bag. They're old, they suck, they're old and they suck. And they suck. We have family over this weekend and they just spent three hours listening to me call a senior citizen a feeble old motherf***er. You don't bounce back from that in the estimation of your inlaws. Lots of whispering and pointing in this house right now as if it's my fault DeLeone works 114 hours a week to perfect our lethal punting game. Not. My. Fault.

And any reporter who takes the time to patronize the fan base by lecturing us on how it's too early to judge P's tenure should be wrapped in their own newspaper, set on fire, thrown in front of a train and then set adrift somewhere close to sharks who like the taste of char and failure. duck* you in advance - the way things are going, you're all five years away from being English teachers, insurance salesman or ditch diggers...you might as well kiss up to us now because you'll need us then.

I feel obligated to mention that I still think P is a very nice person. He's a duck*ing abomination as a football coach and he is duck*ing us into the ground, but he is still very nice.

I'm not sure who else I'm mad at, but it'll come to me. duck*.

 

[uconnbill]

Seriously. Just freaking stay in Florida.

These two amiable dip****s couldn't lead an offense out of a paper bag. They're old, they suck, they're old and they suck. And they suck. We have family over this weekend and they just spent three hours listening to me call a senior citizen a feeble old motherf***er. You don't bounce back from that in the estimation of your inlaws.

Any reporter who takes the time to patronize the fan base by lecturing us on how it's too early to judge P's tenure should be wrapped in their own newspaper, set on fire, thrown in front of a train and then set adrift somewhere close to sharks who like the taste of char and failure.

I feel obligated to mention that I still think P is a very nice person. He's a duck*ing abomination as a football coach and he is duck*ing us into the ground, but he is still very nice.

I'll chip in as well.

"sigh"

 

[Adios]

Can you get them retirement homes instead?

 

[FfldCntyFan]

Hell, I foot the bill for their first month of early bird Denny's specials.

 

[uconnbill]

Can you get them retirement homes instead?

My cousin is in real estate down there in the Palm Beach area. I bet I could get a good deal on a house or condo so they can enjoy things like bocce or golf

 

[FrostyNuggets]

Think we can get them to stay at the dog track longer than Disneyworld.

 

[FfldCntyFan]

My cousin is in real estate down there in the Palm Beach area. I bet I could get a good deal on a house or condo so they can enjoy things like bocce or golf

You forgot shuffleboard.

 

[BlueMAB]

We're do I donate? I'll start with what I won on the under tonight.

 

[FfldCntyFan]

We're do I donate? I'll start with what I won on the under tonight.

Unless the over/under was around 22 anyone who lost on that is clueless.

 

[uconnbill]

You forgot shuffleboard.

Thank you.

 

[Fishy]

I'm watching Oregon-USC right now and I keep asking people which sport I'm watching because all the running up and down the field is confusing me.

 

[emshorts]

if PP & GDL were single & went to the bar to pick up chicks, PP wouldn't have a chance cuz GDL would prevent him from scoring....

 

[FrostyNuggets]

if PP & GDL were single & went to the bar to pick up chicks, PP wouldn't have a chance cuz GDL would prevent him from scoring....

Ever think about open mic night?

 

[CTBasketball]

This thread got me lol

 

[Skiblets]

I watched more Oregon USC than I did Uconn USF. Never even got upset during the game. Just completely detached from this team thanks to PP and GDL

 

[CTBasketball]

I have a feeling the basketball season might end up like the football season...

 

[whaler11]

I have a feeling the basketball season might end up like the football season...

Things aren't depressing enough already?

 

[CTBasketball]

Things aren't depressing enough already?

It's just a grim time for UConn athletics...

 

[ibleedhuskyblue]

Never even got upset during the game. Just completely detached from this team thanks to PP and GDL

yup. its sad

 

[HomeKing93]

I'll chip in for the turkey legs at Magic Kingdom. Man, this season is depressing.

 

[NEforceUConn]

Seriously. Just freaking stay in Florida.

These two amiable dip****s couldn't lead an offense out of a paper bag. They're old, they suck, they're old and they suck. And they suck. We have family over this weekend and they just spent three hours listening to me call a senior citizen a feeble old motherf***er. You don't bounce back from that in the estimation of your inlaws. Lots of whispering and pointing in this house right now as if it's my fault DeLeone works 114 hours a week to perfect our lethal punting game. Not. My. Fault.

And any reporter who takes the time to patronize the fan base by lecturing us on how it's too early to judge P's tenure should be wrapped in their own newspaper, set on fire, thrown in front of a train and then set adrift somewhere close to sharks who like the taste of char and failure. duck* you in advance - the way things are going, you're all five years away from being English teachers, insurance salesman or ditch diggers...you might as well kiss up to us now because you'll need us then.

I feel obligated to mention that I still think P is a very nice person. He's a duck*ing abomination as a football coach and he is duck*ing us into the ground, but he is still very nice.

I'm not sure who else I'm mad at, but it'll come to me. duck*.

That post is definately one of the top ten of the year.

 

[jdb50]

Excellent OP Fishy, take no prisoners, Go Ducks. If these guys don't retire they need to be Frog Marched out of the Burton Complex.

 

[Calhoun's Court]

I'll get them each a Disney bib with their names embroidered on it for the cream corn that falls out of their mouths when trying to chew it.

 

[FfldCntyFan]

Hell, I foot the bill for their first month of early bird Denny's specials.

Thinking about this; If they are willing to show their AARP cards I'll cover two months for each of them.

 

[Mr Blueskin]

There's a catchy two word phrase that keeps coming to my mind from that old commercial that sums up PP and GDL to a T, "the Vil-la-ges". Hopefully they're checking for vacancy right now.