OT: Who, for the love of... Big Daddy Weave?

[formerlurker]

And why does he pop up 1st when I try and download old Biggy Daddy Kane tunes? I blasted BDK from the house speakers in the back of my piss yellow Subaru wagon everyday on the way to school in 88'.

like this just ruins my day and makes me want to hang out in my old High School parking lot, picking fights with anyone who's "overwhelmed" by him.

 

[UConnDan97]

Well, I have a couple of questions for Big Daddy Weave:

1) Did he ever live downtown?
2) Did he ever live on 129th street?
3) Has he ever gotten ill in the place we call "The Hill"?
4) Does he half-step? (because there ain't no half-steppin')
5) Does he work? Does he get the job done?

Once I get the answers to those questions, I'm sure I'll prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that Big Daddy Weave has no business being ahead of Big Daddy Kane in any aspect of the known universe...