OT: The World Is Coming to an End. WTF?

[formerlurker]

 

[RioDog]

...yet another reason to return the U.S. ...

 

[formerlurker]

...yet another reason to return the U.S. ...

Really? I equate Watermelon Oreos to a non-contact blow job.

They're still called an Oreo and a blow job but deep down you know you're probably sinning.

 

[RioDog]

...I was being sarcastic, And I must be getting old but what the devil is a `non-contact` BJ? If the explanation requires too graphic a response then don`t worry about it. I can live with the mystery.

 

[formerlurker]

Honestly? I'm so old I made it up because I thought it sounded funny

Chances are it's something 7th and 8th graders are doing these days though.

 

[BoatShow]

Honestly? I'm so old I made it up because I thought it sounded funny

Chances are it's something 7th and 8th graders are doing these days though.

One time when I was not much older than that I got what I have henceforth called a "sno-cone blow job." It could probably also be described as a no contact blow job.

 

[hthusky74]

Change for the sake of change is failure

 

[formerlurker]

One time when I was not much older than that I got what I have henceforth called a "sno-cone blow job." It could probably also be described as a no contact blow job.

I remember my first. It was outside of the media room, after kick ball, while we were lining up from recess. Somewhere between 1976-77.

Mill Ridge Intermediate recess kicked as*!

Back then we were convinced a BJ was when you touched lips and blew.

Sadly, it's the last BJ I remember getting without having to beg. All I had to do was kick a homerun and have a comb in the back pocket of my Levi corduroys.

 

[Dann]

Change for the sake of change is failure

where else can i apply this?