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With the county Fair season just finishing up, who has the best fair's. My Pick would be Durham Fair.
Yeah my wife and I took a lazy Sunday afternoon drive to the Durham fair this year. We turned around due to all the traffic. Plus we had already been to the Big E. There's got to be a shortcut or back road way in somewhere.Durham fair was way too crowded to enjoy.
Even if all that is true--and I'll admit I've had all those experiences and more--I submit that your life would be less rich for not having those stories to experience and tell. Same way I feel about driving across the country. Do I love seeing nothing but cornfields for an entire day and then some? Not necessarily. But I think it's important to experience it so I can have some understanding about why people from Iowa are how they are. If nothing else, I look at the fair as a sociology experiment I like to check in on every now and again.Listen. If it’s Monday morning and a co-worker says “How was your weekend?” and you’re happy saying “It was awesome! I went to the Hebron Fair. I watched a pig race and ate a deep fried Snickers bar and talked to this obese guy with a mullet and a t-shirt that had an airbrushed American flag on it”? Good for you. I’d rather kill myself than experience that.
And those awful little petting zoos with those disease ridden animals? I remember once when my daughter was petting a sheep at the Berlin Fair and the thing had green ooze dripping out of its lady parts. I’m no veterinarian, but I feel pretty safe saying that’s not healthy. And the people that work the rides and game booths? There’s no way those rides are safe. We have highly trained enlisted men that perform rigorous safety checks on our military aircraft and, occasionally, they still screw something up. I’m supposed to get on a ferris wheel that some strung out meth head just put together overnight with a rusty monkey wrench? Nope.
I hate fairs.
This is really the only correct answer.Berlin
Even if all that is true--and I'll admit I've had all those experiences and more--I submit that your life would be less rich for not having those stories to experience and tell. Same way I feel about driving across the country. Do I love seeing nothing but cornfields for an entire day and then some? Not necessarily. But I think it's important to experience it so I can have some understanding about why people from Iowa are how they are. If nothing else, I look at the fair as a sociology experiment I like to check in on every now and again.
I also love the fall and remember the excitement as a kid, and I like to go and see my own kids' excitement--be it for the animals (most of them healthy at the fairs I've been to, but no pigs in Guilford this year I'm told, unfortunately), the guilty treats, the midway rides and games, the strange products and people, or the chance to laugh and flirt with their classmates.
I agree with you about the rides though. I don't trust them. I love amusement park rides, especially roller coasters, but my rule is not getting on anything that gets put up and taken down on the same weekend. I hold my breath when my kids go on them, but thankfully they've become so damned expensive that they are limited to only a few rides a year, and only my oldest wants to go on the more dangerous ones.
My wife and kids went this year but I missed it and I'm kind of bummed that I did. I like the ritual I guess.
Who won the cowsh!t shoveling contest?
Yeah my wife and I took a lazy Sunday afternoon drive to the Durham fair this year. We turned around due to all the traffic. Plus we had already been to the Big E. There's got to be a shortcut or back road way in somewhere.