OT: Texas special teams coach's stripper girlfriend's pet monkey allegedly bit a kid on Halloween

[NowInStorrs]

I know it sounds like a Mad Libs title but it's actually something that allegedly happened. Crazy story.

 

[gioff2323]

Hard to believe he’s not on Louisville’s staff.

 

[HuskyDogArt]

A stripper needs an emotional support animal that is part of her act? Ok I think I'd need one if I saw that act.

I hope that the kid is not watching her act at the club...

 

[phillionaire]

The simulation that runs our reality is really starting to get lazy

 

[huskymedic]

 

[uconndogs]

the monkey is hers and a part of her act.

I'm really struggling with that...........

 

[dvegas]

My buddy in Austin (OSU Poke grad) says he's not sure it's true, but his phone is blowing up with text's asking if it is

 

[ZooCougar]

These coaches are all addicted to Red Bull and Copenhagen and we are surprised by this?

 

[BoukofJames]

the monkey is hers and a part of her act.

I'm really struggling with that...........

 

[Hondo 77]

A stripper needs an emotional support animal that is part of her act? Ok I think I'd need one if I saw that act.

I hope that the kid is not watching her act at the club...

The Aristocrats!

 

[RioDog]

HAHAHAHA Best 'Yard thread ever!

 

[methodology]

The Case Of "Pole Assassin" And The Monkey-Child Halloween Incident | Defector

The phrase "There's a lot going on here" is overused, especially on the internet, but in the search for the truth of a rumor about whether a college football special teams coach's partner's emotional support monkey bit a trick-or-treater over Halloween weekend, it does seem appropriate to say...

defector.com

From the video pole assassin posts (at bottom of this article) seems like it might be the child fault. They had to go a long ways to get to the monkey cage

 

[phillionaire]

The Case Of "Pole Assassin" And The Monkey-Child Halloween Incident | Defector

The phrase "There's a lot going on here" is overused, especially on the internet, but in the search for the truth of a rumor about whether a college football special teams coach's partner's emotional support monkey bit a trick-or-treater over Halloween weekend, it does seem appropriate to say...

defector.com

From the video pole assassin posts (at bottom of this article) seems like it might be the child fault. They had to go a long ways to get to the monkey cage

I feel like the real person at fault is the one that owns a monkey because these animals should not be owned by people.

 

[Waquoit]

You see this and wonder how can UConn be expected to compete with the big boys.

 

[CL82]

LOL that she has been on the Jerry Springer show. I looked at that and thought “of course she has.“

Today on Springer: Strippers who pole dance with capuchin monkeys and the men who love them!

 

[uconnfan68]

You see this and wonder how can UConn be expected to compete with the big boys.

We got really close with red pants…

 

[Dean Wormer]

"Pole Assassin and the Monkey-Child Incident"? Now THAT'S a cool band name!