There should be a, TOO STUPID TO LIVE! law where you can legally put a qualifier out of their misery!
An example, A guy in New Haven a couple of years ago, overnight robs a 7 11 store and breaks the front door glass with his hand cutting it deeply.
steals some stuff and walks home in the snow the 2 blocks to his apt.
The police track the blood to his front door and they ring the bell, the thief comes to the door with a towel on his deep cut hand.
The police arrest him and he asks them, "How did you find me so fast?"
TOO STUPID TO LIVE LAW!