My oldest sons description of Ozzie s Itinerary for the Road Trip..
Dad’s itinerary:
- Double check the bag I packed 7 days ago.
- Sit in first class seat and behave.
- Sit in back seat of rental car, go where Jess and Aaron take me.
- Relax at hotel while Jess and Aaron work out. Drink three cups of free coffee.
- Follow Jess and Aaron to restaurant.
- Talk about how much I love my Meriden Mall custom iron-on sweatshirts.
- Tell waitress we’re on Father / Son baseball trip.
- Tell waitress again that we’re on a Father / Son baseball trip.
- Tell waitress to go get manager so we can tell him that we’re on a Father / Son baseball trip.
- Tell waitress that my sons went to Harvard and Dartmouth.
- Absorb wisdom from Jess.
- Have drink at Hotel Bar after dinner.
- Tell bartender that we’re on a Father / Son baseball trip.
- On way back up to hotel room, tell concierge that we’re on a Father / Son baseball trip.
- Call front desk from room, ask for wake up call, noting that it’s an important one since we’re on a Father / Son baseball trip.
