Kibitzer
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My grandson is studying hard in med. school so I thought I would help him out by expanding his medical vocabulary, beyond what's in his text books. Here are a few:
inoculatte - taking coffee intravenously when you are under pressure.
decafalon - the act of getting through a grueling day while consuming only healthy ingredients.
hipatitus - terminal coolness.
rectitude - the dignified demeanor maintained by proctologists.
flatulance - emergency vehicle that picks up a person who was run over by a steamroller.
lymph - to walk with a lisp.
and, my fave:
osteopornosis - a degenerate disease.
Two bonus points:
ignoranus - a person who is both stupid and an a**hole
testicle - (spoken slowly) a humorous exam question.
Enjoy!decafalon - the act of getting through a grueling day while consuming only healthy ingredients.
hipatitus - terminal coolness.
rectitude - the dignified demeanor maintained by proctologists.
flatulance - emergency vehicle that picks up a person who was run over by a steamroller.
lymph - to walk with a lisp.
and, my fave:
osteopornosis - a degenerate disease.

Two bonus points:
ignoranus - a person who is both stupid and an a**hole

testicle - (spoken slowly) a humorous exam question.
