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My grandson is studying hard in med. school so I thought I would help him out by expanding his medical vocabulary, beyond what's in his text books. Here are a few:
inoculatte - taking coffee intravenously when you are under pressure.
decafalon - the act of getting through a grueling day while consuming only healthy ingredients.
hipatitus - terminal coolness.
rectitude - the dignified demeanor maintained by proctologists.
flatulance - emergency vehicle that picks up a person who was run over by a steamroller.
lymph - to walk with a lisp.

and, my fave:
osteopornosis - a degenerate disease. :rolleyes:

Two bonus points:
ignoranus - a person who is both stupid and an a**hole :confused:
testicle - (spoken slowly) a humorous exam question.:eek:
Enjoy!
 
rhinorear-a brown noser
alveolie-when a person denies he has gas exchange
audistetrics and genocology-the players listen and they learn stuff
aqueous humor-someone accidently trips and falls into the pool
backteria-there's something behind you and you hope it stays there
dopamine-Uma says"how can i get rid of this dopamine"
diabetes-constantly running to the bathroom after consuming too much superbeets
 
rhinorear-a brown noser
alveolie-when a person denies he has gas exchange
audistetrics and genocology-the players listen and they learn stuff
aqueous humor-someone accidently trips and falls into the pool
backteria-there's something behind you and you hope it stays there
dopamine-Uma says"how can i get rid of this dopamine"
diabetes-constantly running to the bathroom after consuming too much superbeets

Touche'! I loved every one, esp. Geno-cology. :D So a few more:

abdicate - to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
gargoyle - olive-flavored mouthwash.
caterpallor - the color you turn after finding a worm in the apple you're eating.
glibido - all talk and no action.
coffee - the person downwind from a cougher.
balderdash - a rapidly receding hairline.
willy-nilly - impotence.:oops:
 
You're willy-nilly quote reminded me of the old days when circumcisions were done with pinking scissors and the recipient was said to have a frilly-dilly.(joke)
Do you remember the song "bring back,briiing back,bring back my anatomy.
Since this topic is off topic anyway i have always wondered what the connection is to your avatar and the words sky soldier. I was in the 173rd and 82nd airbornes back in the 1960's and was in the Dominican republic crisis there.I would be interested to know where you might have been.
 
i have always wondered what the connection is to your avatar and the words sky soldier. I was in the 173rd and 82nd airbornes back in the 1960's and was in the Dominican republic crisis there.I would be interested to know where you might have been.

Enjoyed your lyrics to old barracks favorites.:)

Check your PM box.;)
 
addadicktome – female to male sex change operation

Good one! I'll offer three more PG-13 ones:

circumvent - the opening in boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.
recocopulation - one more time, by mutual consent.
foreploy - any misrepresentation with the aim of getting sex.

Now I'm done!:)
 
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