OT: Lottery drawing...

[coachcap]

Tonight's Megamillions drawing is estimated at $ 363 MILLION!!! If Mrs. Coach CAP wins, a donation to fund the Rent's expansion will be forthcoming.

 

[Palatine]

Thanks.

 

[metsfan2323]

If I win I will commision Carl Spackler to write a book on the history of UCONN football. I expect it will be completed by the end of the week.

 

[Dann]

if i won i would buy all the land for a miles width between campus and 84. and i would deck out a sweet tailgating bus.

 

[businesslawyer]

If I win I will commision Carl Spackler to write a book on the history of UCONN football. I expect it will be completed by the end of the week.

The writing is already done. The editing, however, may take a while.

 

[EdgewoodNHV]

Woo hoo, another day I don't have to pay the Math Tax!

 

[huskypantz]

The writing is already done. The editing, however, may take a while.

Boneyard Beach Memoirs.

 

[husky10]

If I win I will commision Carl Spackler to write a book on the history of UCONN football. I expect it will be completed by the end of the week.

Will it include a chapter or 2 about how no running backs ever leave the game willingly when they run out of gas?

 

[Dann]

Will it include a chapter or 2 about how no running backs ever leave the game willingly when they run out of gas?

thats the 2nd book of the series
1-history
2-jaguars
3-RE
4-PP
5-nnnbe
6-?
7-?

 

[CTMike]

If Mrs. Coach CAP wins...

Sorry buddy I got the winner right here!!

 

[mattp]

If I win I will commision Carl Spackler to write a book on the history of UCONN football. I expect it will be completed by the end of the week.

i think he was 85% done by the end of last year, but then he put it down to start his manifesto

 

[sportsart]

I will donate enough to get on field passes for 5 years for all boneyarders. Couches included.

It will be behind the goal posts near the student section and will be called "The Non Shankman Center"

 

[ConnHuskBask]

Some Boneyarder has to win so we can have the UConn version of T. Boone Pickens!

 

[huskypantz]

I will donate enough to get on field passes for 5 years for all boneyarders. Couches included.

It will be behind the goal posts near the student section and will be called "The Non Shankman Center"

Will you have separate sections for apologistas and anti-Edsallites?

 

[FfldCntyFan]

If I end up winning (don't know if I'll bother playing but even if I don't my odds of winning won't drop by much) the practice facility will be paid for, we'll have the money to go full scholarship in men's lacrosse & ice hockey and there will be about 5k seats (along with transportation and meals) for underprivileged kids (along with volunteer adult supervision) available for every home football game.

 

[Sean]

I was going to buy a Mega Millions ticket to fund Carl's book, but I was sleeping in Morgantown.

 

[sportsart]

I was waiting in line to buy a ticket, got tired and tapped my head, and my wife relieved me.

 

[uconnfan68]

The writing is already done. The editing, however, may take a while.

what editing?

 

[coachcap]

UPDATE: No winning ticket drawn. Friday's estimated jackpot now stands at a record $ 464 MILLION. Good luck!

 

[CTMike]

Yeah... I gave it some thought, and 363 mil just wasn't enough, so I decided to let it ride some more before I won.

 

[pepband99]

Easy for me - band would appear at all games, home and away. A nice national-flag-blue-RV would also find its way there.

 

[noeynox]

I was waiting in line to buy a ticket, got tired and tapped my head, and my wife relieved me.

Guess that makes you a jaguar, but the real question is, if your wife got tired and she tapped, does that make her a cougar?

 

[Dann]

Guess that makes you a jaguar, but the real question is, if your wife got tired and she tapped, does that make her a cougar?

OHHHOOHHOHOHOHOHOOH

JUST GOT REAL!

 

[noeynox]

Just want to clarify, I mean if she got tired of waiting in the lottery line. After reading that, I could see where it could get taken the wrong way. Don't want to insult anybody. Just being my usual jack ass.

 

[sportsart]

Just want to clarify, I mean if she got tired of waiting in the lottery line. After reading that, I could see where it could get taken the wrong way. Don't want to insult anybody. Just being my usual jack ass.

Too funny. She is older than me but if I had a Cougar, by definition, she would be in her 70's. I think I'll pass.