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Message: [QUOTE="Dove, post: 2473870, member: 571"] In all serious I always drop the name "Fishy" and I'll be damned if I don't get what I want/need. 3 years ago this happened... [B]Dove:[/B] "Hi, I need a service tech guy to come see my furnace. There is a vibration that is loud and it sounds like it might blow up". [B]Chick on phone:[/B] "Do you have a contract with us, sir?" [B]Dove:[/B] "No. I just looked you up in the Yellow Book." [B]Chick on Phone:[/B] "You need a contract with us. Would you like to pay by credit card?" [B]Dove:[/B] "ummm...I'm Fishy?" [3 seconds later a knock on door. Dog barks loudly at door] [B]Dove:[/B] "Oh, your guy is here! Thanks." [B]Chick on Phone:[/B] "You're welcome, sir." But the best time ever was 13 years ago. I was at an an awards ceremony where I was up for a cash prize for raising money for a charity. I knew I was not the top collector, tho, even tho I worked my off... [B]MC:[/B] "And the top donation collector for the 2004 American Cancer Society's "Cancer Sucks Fundraiser' and winner of the $1,000 cash prize is Melanie..." [B]Dove:[/B] [from 110 feet away and way off to the side of the banquet room] I'M FISHY!!!!!!" [B]MC:[/B] "...I'm sorry everyone. I made a mistake. The winner is Fishy!!!!" So, folks, if you find yourself angry at the world you need to change your outlook by living life as Fishy. [/QUOTE]