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Message: [QUOTE="Deepster, post: 2069186, member: 25"] Wedding advice from a divorced guy. 1) The wedding dress is the biggest waste of money there is. I know, you have little to no say here, but the dress can cost thousands, she wears it for half a day, then you pay a couple hundred bucks to "preserve" it in a box that gets shoved in your attic forever. The more she wants to spend on a dress, the more trouble you're in for a big tab on the entire day. 2) The smaller the guest list, the better. First off, the more people you invite, the more limited your options become. More people means you'd eventually get up into the rubber chicken marsala and wedding factory venue. The smaller the invite list, the more creative you can be with it all. And, I can't begin to tell you the people we invited that I can't even name because my ex-in laws said we "had to" or people we worked with at that time. 3) Don't mash cake in each other's face. Supposedly this is a jinx and ends in divorce every time. We mashed cake in each other's face. 4) Truth #1 you need to know: What's the only food that makes every woman gain weight? Wedding cake. 5) Truth #2 you need to know: Put a mason jar in your bedroom. In the first year of your marriage, put a marble in the jar every time you have sex. After the first year of marriage, every time you have sex, take a marble out. The jar never gets emptied, my friend. 6) Don't completely roll your eyes at some of the comments you get from divorced guys. We were just as in love as you were at this point. [/QUOTE]

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