4. I have a question. If it's called tourist season, why can't I shoot them?
6. ZZ Top! Gimme All Your Lovin'
Since you have Bishop Sheen in your avatar, thought you might enjoy this one too.
I love song parodies, and stuff like Tom Lehrer, Allan Sherman, Bob Rivers, and, yes, Weird Al.
I've written a couple of parodies myself - one of the things I threaten to put in my obituary is "wrote the only known parody of "Stairway to Heaven"".