Valid point rundown in a tongue in cheek video,
1) I am not a creep (These eggs could be yours? Eeeeew!).
2) Dogs like me (Wasn't even Hitler good with dogs and children? I mean I'm not comparing you to a drug addled, sociopathic, murdering, racist, demagogue. Just your love of dogs).
3) I'm supremely average at basketball (I'm 6'3" and I can dunk as well as Stewie. So what, in 1 on 1 she can crush you on the regular?)
4) I can drive (a rare, exciting, and distinguishing skill).
5) I'm a weakling.
6) I have poor taste in color matching and clothes.
7) I can see.
Good kid though. He a least deserves a text from Lou. However Lou, I've a nephew that can do all of the above better. Do he have a chance?