OT: Could Giraffes Pull Santa's Sleigh?

[RockyMTblue2]

Giraffes and elephants wander about in the snow after freak blizzards hit Africa

 

[RockyMTblue2]

If the sleigh got stuck maybe these guys could pull it out?

"Stick close to me. The safe room is just around the tree ahead."

 

[Beemer]

Wow.

 

[Sonny44]

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Giraffes and elephants wander about in the snow after freak blizzards hit Africa

Giraffes can't fly, duh.

 

[RockyMTblue2]

Giraffes can't fly, duh.

Really, really good! I guess we are stuck with the reindeer. Or maybe 120 flying squirrels? Imagine harnessing them up; would you start from the back or the front I wonder.

 

[MilfordHusky]

If the sleigh got stuck maybe these guys could pull it out?

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"Stick close to me. The safe room is just around the tree ahead."

Hannibal somehow got elephants across the Alps.

I'm pretty sure they have 4-wheel drive.

 

[Bigboote]

Giraffes can't fly, duh.

Yeah, it's not like they're pigs or something.

 

[RockyMTblue2]

Hannibal somehow got elephants across the Alps.

I'm pretty sure they have 4-wheel drive.

To be sure a wonderful tale told by idiots. Hannibal to his generals (delivered as John Chleese would): "Yes, to be sure, it will be a challenge. However, I'm sure we can forage for their food and they are nibble afoot."

What a collosal boondoogle! OBTW, he lost.

 

[Sonny44]

Really, really good! I guess we are stuck with the reindeer. Or maybe 120 flying squirrels? Imagine harnessing them up; would you start from the back or the front I wonder.

BTW, January 21st is squirrel appreciation day, not long after Christmas.

 

[Dove]

My front page has 60 threads showing. You, @RockyMTblue2 have started 18 of them. When the season starts I shudder at what's coming...

#boneyardislife

 

[RockyMTblue2]

My front page has 60 threads showing. You, @RockyMTblue2 have started 18 of them. When the season starts I shudder at what's coming...

#boneyardislife

Relax. I'm just trying to stay in shape. BTW Dove, ever seen The Hospital with George C. Scott? Great dark comedy. On the MGM movie channel right now; a rare event.

 

[BroadwayVa]

If the sleigh got stuck maybe these guys could pull it out?

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"Stick close to me. The safe room is just around the tree ahead."

In terms of pulling "Santa's" sleigh: Everyone knows Elephants can fly but when was the last time you saw a Giraffes fly?? As far as 18 postings ---Why so few??

 

[BroadwayVa]

BTW, January 21st is squirrel appreciation day, not long after Christmas.

Interesting you posted this; A local guy an I were conversing and he told me he brought a half dozen squirrels to this 98 year old country woman who skinned them and disected them for a good Squirrel stew. She learned to like them in her desperately poor youth. I never did learn to like dandelion leaf soup.

 

[RockyMTblue2]

In terms of pulling "Santa's" sleigh: Everyone knows Elephants can fly but when was the last time you saw a Giraffes fly?? As far as 18 postings ---Why so few??

Giraffes don't need to fly. They are up there already! As far as "only" 18, I can only work with the material I'm given.

 

[Purduke]

Giraffes don't need to fly. They are up there already! As far as "only" 18, I can only work with the material I'm given.

What do you mean giraffes can't fly? I distinctly remember the Canadians used them to help burn down The White House -- and here's visual proof.

 

[RockyMTblue2]

What do you mean giraffes can't fly? I distinctly remember the Canadians used them to help burn down The White House -- and here's visual proof.

I stand corrected! Always wondered how they pulled that caper off.