Louisville Admission Exam
1) What color was the Lone Ranger's white horse?
A. Black
B. Red
C. Purple
D. White
E. One of the above
2) How many points do you get for kicking a 1 point extra point?
A. 2
B. 6
C. 3
D. 1
E. One of the above
3) If train A leaves Chicago traveling east at 80 mph and train B leaves New York traveling west at 75 mph and it is 1820 miles from New York to Chicago, how many miles will each train travel before they meet?
A . train A travels 867 miles and train B travels 653 miles
B. train A travels 946 miles, train B travels 722 miles
C. train a travels 756 miles and train B travels 621 miles
D. One of the above answers
E. Gotcha! You thought you really had to figure this one out, didn't you?
4) If Coach Petrino was in Louisville and the head football cheerleader was in Lexington but Coach Pitno was in Lexington and the head basketball cheerleader was in Louisville, which would embarrass himself and the University first?
A. Coach Petrino because he has a motorcycle and could make the trip faster
B. Coach Pitino because he'll do it in the dining room of an Italian restaurant
C. Coach Pitino because he'll have to get his suit pants cleaned while Petrino will just need a little paint for the bike.
C. Both will equally embarrass themselves and the University
D. Neither. This is Louisville. We're already an embarrassment.