Official Houston game day haiku thread

[Ewekon]

Tinder fans get up!
Section's chocolate and rose
V Day happy end

 

[HawkHusky]

Top ten Houston Coogs
Still no Adams or Gilbert
Gonna be ugly

 

[8893]

Was there something wrong
With haiku thread I started?
Which happy ending?

 

[storrsroars]

I thought we gave up
On haikus because they're not
Doing a damned thing.

 

[Ewekon]

Was there something wrong
With haiku thread I started?
Which happy ending?

It was far down page
And so I missed it cupid
Now i feel stupid

 

[8893]

It was far down page
And so I missed it cupid
Now i feel stupid

No worries, sheep man
Thought you had me on ignore
Like the yinzer does

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Was there something wrong
With haiku thread I started?
Which happy ending?

Second question good
How else would we have gotten?
Higher on page too

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

This one's official
Kinda like Chief Certified
Whatever that means

 

[Austin316]

We’ll survive a wave
But not a perfect storm wave
George Clooney help me