North Carolina Haiku

[Hans Sprungfeld]

I see that Hans is
On duty, Haiku gendarme
I will tread lightly …

Just trying to coach
guys up. It's not like I say,
"Hit him, you M F"

 

[FfldCntyFan]

North Carolina
Takes a trip north and becomes
Tobacco roadkill

 

[Samoo]

No class Tar Heels doh!
Works twice for NC players
Students I think not

 

[Dove]

The Tobacco Road
leads right to New York City.
And we will smoke them.

 

[Ctedgeman]

Carolina blue
Makes me sick to my stomach
Carolina barf

 

[Madmannsucks]

He's making a list.
And checking it it twice. That's Hans
Haiku corrector.

 

[TheChamps990411]

Famed poster @Storrs South
Symbolizes this day well.
We own Manhattan.

Not at full strength yet
Lets tar and feather the heels`
We`ll get the job done

 

[Husky Alien]

North Carolina
You are in New York city
Home away for us

 

[Kolumbo]

Heels are guests tonight
Welcome to Madison Square
Enjoy UConn fans

If you see Tarheels
Buy them many shots so they
won't feel the beatin'