New Ollie-ism "EGB's - energy-generating behaviors"

[husky99]

New Ollie-ism "EGB's - energy-generating behaviors" ... he said he saw it in Omar Calhoun's play vs. CCSU

 

[Kitaman]

I definitely see a book being published in his future.

 

[Doheny]

New Ollie-ism "EGB's - energy-generating behaviors" ... he said he saw it in Omar Calhoun's play vs. CCSU

What are other Ollie-ism's?

 

[husky99]

What are other Ollie-ism's?

Ten toes
Elevator s

 

[Stainmaster]

Sounds like he has been talking to Diaco. The thought alone makes me shudder.

 

[Dove]

Sounds like a Diaco-ism.

 

[OkaForPrez]

What are other Ollie-ism's?

In trying times you can't stop trying
Take care of your 24
We don't chase championships, championships chase us
Level 5, 5.5
You have to have setbacks to have comebacks
People thought we fell behind when they saw us coming up, we were just lapping everyone
Greatness begins when selfishness ends

 

[Echo Hawk]

New Ollie-ism "EGB's - energy-generating behaviors" ... he said he saw it in Omar Calhoun's play vs. CCSU

Kevin Ollie is the most interesting basketball coach in the world.

• He gave his father "the talk"

• His passport requires no photograph

• When he drives a car off the lot, its price increases in value

• Once a rattlesnake bit him, after 5 days of excruciating pain, the snake finally died

• His 5 de Mayo party starts on the 8th of March

• His feet don't get blisters, but his shoes do

• He once went to the psychic, to warn her

• If he were to punch you in the face you would have to fight off a strong urge to thank him

• Whatever side of the tracks he's currently on is the right side, even if he crosses the tracks he'll still be on the right side

• He can speak Russian... in French

• He never says something tastes like chicken.. not even chicken

• Superman has pijamas with his logo

• His tears can cure cancer, too bad he never cries

• The circus ran away to join him

• Bear hugs are what he gives bears

• He once brought a knife to a gunfight... just to even the odds

• When he meets the Pope, the Pope kisses his ring

• His friends call him by his name, his enemies don't call him anything because they are all dead

• He has never waited 15 minutes after finishing a meal before returning to the pool

• If he were to visit the dark side of the moon, it wouldn't be dark

• He once won a staring contest with his own reflection

• He can kill two stones with one bird

• His signature won a Pulitzer

• When a tree falls in a forest and no one is there, he hears it

• He once got pulled over for speeding, and the cop got the ticket

• The dark is afraid of him

• Sharks have a week dedicated to him

• His ten gallon hat holds twenty gallons

• No less than 25 Mexican folk songs have been written about his beard

• He once made a weeping willow laugh

• He lives vicariously through himself

• His business card simply says 'I'll Call You"

• He once taught a german shepherd how to bark in spanish

• He bowls overhand

• In museums, he is allowed to touch the art

• He is allowed to talk about the fight club

• He once won a fist fight, only using his beard

• He once won the Tour-de-France, but was disqualified for riding a unicycle

• A bird in his hand is worth three in the bush

• His lovemaking has been detected by a seismograph

• The Holy Grail is looking for him

• Roses stop to smell him

• He once started a fire using only dental floss and water

• His sweat is the cure for the common cold

• Bigfoot tries to get pictures of him

• Werewolves are jealous of his beard

• He once turned a vampire into a vegetarian

• He once won the world series of poker using UNO cards

• He never wears a watch because time is always on his side

• He has taught old dogs a variety of new tricks

• He has won the lifetime achievement award... twice

• If opportunity knocks, and he's not at home, opportunity waits

• Batman watches Saturday morning cartoons about him

• When he was young he once sent his parents to his room

• He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels

• His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body

• His blood smells like cologne

• On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him. His hands feel like rich brown suede

• Mosquitoes refuse to bite him purely out of respect

• He is fluent in all languages, including three that he only speaks

• Once while sailing around the world, he discovered a short cut

• Panhandlers give him money

• When he goes to Spain, he chases the bulls

• His shadow has been on the 'best dressed' list twice

• When he holds a lady's purse, he looks manly

• Two countries went to war to dispute HIS nationality

• When in Rome, they do as HE does

• His pillow is cool on BOTH sides

• The Nobel Academy was awarded a prize from HIM

• While swimming off the coast of Australia, he once scratched the underbelly of the Great White with his right han

• He taught Chuck Norris martial arts

• Time waits on no one, but him

• Once he ran a marathon because it was "on the way"

• His mother has a tattoo that says "Son"

• The star on his Christmas tree is tracked by NASA

• Presidents take his birthday off

• His recipe for deviled eggs involves actual witchcraft

• He has never walked into a spider web

• He is left-handed. And right-handed

• His shirts never wrinkle

• The police often question him, just because they find him interesting

• His organ donation card also lists his beard

• He doesn’t believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders

• His cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for him

• Respected archaeologists fight over his discarded apple cores

• Even his tree houses have fully finished basements

• His garden maze is responsible for more missing persons than the bermuda triangle

• If he were to say something costs an arm and a leg, it would

• He’s never lost a game of chance

• He is the life of parties that he has never attended

• He was on a recent archaeological dig and came across prehistoric foot prints that lead out of Africa into all parts of the world. On close inspection, it turned out that the prints were his

• He once caught the Loch Ness Monster….with a cane pole, but threw it back

• His wallet is woven out of chupacabra leather

• He played a game of Russian Roulette with a fully loaded magnum, and won

• Freemasons strive to learn HIS secret handshake

• If he was to pat you on the back, you would list it on your resume

• He is considered a national treasure in countries he’s never visited

• Cars look both ways for him, before driving down a street

 

[Adesmar123]

Kevin Ollie is the most interesting basketball coach in the world

Sounds more like Bill Brasky.

 

[UChusky916]

In trying times you can't stop trying
Take care of your 24
We don't chase championships, championships chase us
Level 5, 5.5
You have to have setbacks to have comebacks
People thought we fell behind when they saw us coming up, we were just lapping everyone
Greatness begins when selfishness ends

Someone said we're Cinderella, we're UConn

 

[Dove]

When he designs a play, Vera Wang is impressed

The Beastie Boys once sang, "Ollie Baba and his 40 Thieves"...

 

[Doheny]

Another Ollie-ism from the Florida game:
PTI - play through it

 

[pj]

Kevin Ollie is the most interesting basketball coach in the world.

I was going to give you a like until I realized you cut and pasted. Limit yourself to three anecdotes and I would have bought it.

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Kevin Ollie is the most interesting basketball coach in the world.

Any way to find the Kemba thread on this matter (or its contents)?

 

[sledog]

That's quite a list.