My funeral wishes

[John]

I had no idea this was even available, but I'm asking that it'd be done in accord with my wishes

http://www.wsj.com/articles/BL-CJB-26642

 

[Horatio]

I don't see what the problem is.

 

[Kitaman]

I don't see what the problem is.

Perhaps its a tactic to ensure that the man is certifiably dead.

Anyway it would probably work better if the husband did this at his wife's funeral.

 

[FfldCntyFan]

I had no idea this was even available, but I'm asking that it'd be done in accord with my wishes

http://www.wsj.com/articles/BL-CJB-26642

John,

Don't take this the wrong way but I hope to get invited to your funeral.

 

[dogpause]

What's it worth to you? Keep in mind that rush service will cost a bit extra.

 

[Kitaman]

What's it worth to you? Keep in mind that rush service will cost a bit extra.

Rush service? As in on your death bed? A waiver would probably be required, but that may work!

 

[storrsroars]

The point of inviting strippers, some of whom performed with snakes, was to attract large crowds to the deceased’s funeral – seen as a harbinger of good fortune in the afterlife. “It’s to give them face,” one villager explained. “Otherwise no one would come."

Does that mean they also do corpse bukkake?

 

[CTMike]

If you could put money on things like "John will specifically request Emily Noonan to dance over his dead body"... I would totally do that.

 

[jibsey]

The concept is solid but they will need to come by my place for a check rehearsal tonight. Sending my wife to the movies.

 

[temery]

Ah, yes. That would be a happy ending.

 

[TheRogers]

Is the point to get the attendees as stiff as the deceased?

 

[CL82]

Ah, yes. That would be a happy ending.

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