Muppet Makers

[ucp990411]

Greatest post ever - can he come out of retirement?

 

[LIuconn]

what else is there to prove?

 

[UofCT]

Greatest post ever - can he come out of retirement?

Can he give us a pulse check? Not one post since 2011...

 

[HooperScooper]

Wasn't his name MakersMuppet? Muppet Makers - like he made muppets? Made me laugh.

 

[Waquoit]

You can't go home again

 

[prankster]

Greatest post ever - can he come out of retirement?

You are one day early with this post.

Just sayin'.

 

[UKemba15]

Wasn't his name Makers Muppet? Muppet Makers - like he made muppets? Made me laugh.

Hah I thought the same. Thought maybe I was stumbling upon a sect of the boneyard I didn’t know existed.

 

[Vuce]

Can he give us a pulse check? Not one post since 2011...

That is the boss move of all time right there

 

[Palatine]

Wasn't it Maple Mucker?

 

[August_West]

I know who makers muppet is.

50 dollar Venmo “ donations” and you can too.

HMU.

 

[Marat]

Different time, different feel. That team wasn't looking so hot entering the BET, while this team is actually in the process of climbing.

 

[UCTitleTown]

Marble Muncher?

 

[8893]

 

[Rico444]

Wasn't his name Makers Muppet? Muppet Makers - like he made muppets? Made me laugh.

He wants Jim Henson to register and start posting here.

 

[nomar]

I know who makers muppet is.

50 dollar Venmo “ donations” and you can too.

HMU.

I also know.

$49.

 

[Hey Adrien!]

He wants Jim Henson to register and start posting here.

At the very least, anyone who takes classes at the Depot Campus.

 

[bballgrda]

I know who makers muppet is.

50 dollar Venmo “ donations” and you can too.

HMU.

Wasn't it posted publicly at some point? Seem to recall, but I could be way in the dark.

 

[nomar]

Wasn't it posted publicly at some point? Seem to recall, but I could be way in the dark.

Someone took credit (on the football board), and it seems legit. He's gone through a couple handles. Hasn't made an appearance here in over a year.

 

[McLovin]

Here it is in all it's glory:

Time to put on your big-boy pants and get down to MSG tomorrow at noon.

Tickets are selling for $10. You have $10 worth of recyclable beer cans in the back seat of your car right now. What in the world are you saving the $10 for? If you're still not ready to commit to spending $10 to see this game, you're probably the type of person who needs to be told that you won't be able to see Justin Bieber Never Say Never (in 3D) for $10. Not going to happen, son.

The constant crying stops now. "Walker tries to do too much, waaah!" "Walker doesn't do enough, waaah!" Let me get your pacifier, you big crybaby. You're so sad because Oriakhi isn't tough enough for you and Beverly isn't good enough for you and Olander's hair isn't dreamy enough for you? Next you'll be telling me that Lamb is too long for you (guess what: you're right).

You think you're so, so special and you deserve only Cuban cigars, 24 year old scotch and the finest corinthian leather, well you're going to have to prove it tomorrow at 12:00pm at 7th Avenue and 33rd Street. The question you should be asking is "Am I good enough for this team," and the answer is actually "No." Life isn't some candy mountain with forests full of steaks prepared just the way you like them and meadows full of models who think your story about the time you ran a car over your own foot makes you the most interesting man they ever desperately wanted to sleep with. Life is a struggle. You get out there and fight for what you get. No one is going to give it to you.

I don't want to hear any of your excuses.

"My wife will kill me if I skip work and go into the city for the game." Who is telling your wife? Not the MakersMuppet. He doesn't even know your wife (as far as you know).

"I just cannot spare the time away from work." Hate to be the one to break it to you, kemosabe, but your job just isn't that important. Remember that time you went on vacation and the world erupted into chaos? Me neither. Plus you're probably more likely to get fired when the IT folks report to your boss that you routinely visit a website called the "boneyard" than when they find out you enjoyed a basketball game at lunchtime. Besides, hitting refresh on espn gameday every 10 seconds isn't "working."

"But MakersMuppet, I live too far away to go to this game." Was Tate George too far away from Scott Burrell against Clemson? Was Rashad Anderson too far behind the three point line against Alabama? Was the scorer's table in Pittsburgh too high for Khalid El Amin? Your attitude make me want to puke.

I'll tell you this: the game isn't too far for the group of 8 or 9 Louisville fans I saw this morning walking down Broadway with wheely-bags in tow, all decked out in silly red outfits looking around awestruck like they'd never seen a paved road or a woman under 275 lbs before. If those SOBs could take the mule to the covered wagon to the stagecoach and still get to New York City for the game, the least you can do is get off your lazy behind and catch a damned train. Unless, of course, you're admitting that you're not a real fan. And that's OK, there are other things you can be involved in other than rooting for the Huskies. Like knitting, or Worlds of Warcraft or having pretend light saber battles with your imaginary friends. If that's the way you want to go out, be my guest. I'll see the rest of you tomorrow. I'll be the one in MSG rooting for the Huskies.

 

[jibsey]

Wasn't it posted publicly at some point? Seem to recall, but I could be way in the dark.

Not that I knew but it was epic and should be reposted. Fans were down on the team going into the BET and then the post and the sweep and title. It can never be duplicated.

 

[TRest]

Here it is in all it's glory:

Unpopular opinion: it was great at the time and especially after the season played out from there, but kind of meh when reading it now.

 

[Marat]

Unpopular opinion: it was great at the time and especially after the season played out from there, but kind of meh when reading it now.

Well it specially doesn't apply now since we can't buy tickets to the BET.

 

[8893]

Unpopular opinion: it was great at the time and especially after the season played out from there, but kind of meh when reading it now.

Disagree. It’s even better than I remembered.

“the mule to the covered wagon to the stagecoach” gets me every time.

 

[Chin Diesel]

Disagree. It’s even better than I remembered.

“the mule to the covered wagon to the stagecoach” gets me every time.

Just remembered to update my cool story of running over my foot.

 

[jibsey]

Unpopular opinion: it was great at the time and especially after the season played out from there, but kind of meh when reading it now.

I was just laughing myself to tears. It's better than ever. I want that etched in stone on the walls of Gampel.