Marquette Haiku

[Alum86]

Ranked team on the road
Hurley’s boys set to unload
In cruise control mode

 

[Alum86]

Al is in heaven
it ain’t seventy seven
Team Smart a lesson

 

[Dove]

I'm working tonight.
Good luck to those Husky dawgs!!!
Mush over Marquette!!!

 

[Alum86]

Coach Al McGuire
Not a coach was more spryer.
And those uneys? Fire!

 

[JungleLobo]

Midwest donkey punch?
Midwestern dirty Sanchez?
Likely the Shaka!

 

[Waquoit]

Milwaukee's Best will
Not be the home team tonight
'Ski's will leave a mark

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

In complete candor
There were some other haikus that
Seemed more offensive

Without the word "some"
This one would have been okay
Instead, it's one off

Can you correct it?
You have until tip-off time
Hope you can do it.

 

[TheChamps990411]

One of my haikus
Was deleted, not sure why
Not out to offend


I apologize
If some bounds were overstepped
In bid for humor


In complete candor
There were some other haikus that
Seemed more offensive

On to tonight's game
Us? We'll be road warriors
Them? Fake warriors

This place can be a bit sensitive. Ive had my account suspended a couple times. Still have no idea why. One time said i was suspended for a month but was reactivated a couple days later. Beats me.

 

[FfldCntyFan]

Without the word "some"
This one would have been okay
Instead, it's one off

Can you correct it?
You have until tip-off time
Hope you can do it.

Sorry for the good
Normally I don't miscount
Well, mea culpa

 

[jayteeman]

Beat them in their house
Do not forget to mention
Who is your daddy?

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Coach Al McGuire
Not a coach was more spryer.
And those uneys? Fire!
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Who am I to judge?
Trying to have it both ways
with "McGuire" "Fire"?

Gotta pick a lane?
Are there 2, or is it 1?
Or are both correct?

Haiku conundrum
Ire about ire? Maybe
No easy answers

And thus, a motto:
"Eschew ambiguity"
(One man's opinion)

 

[Vowelguy]

Cam er on Spencer
Hits 17 three pointers
Huskies by 30

I was pretty close

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

I was pretty close

This needs two more lines
Before it can be haiku
So not at all close