Marquette Haiku

[Jorgensen]

Lake Michigan’s shore
Is where we get statement win
Prove the pollsters wrong

Con-fer-ence road win
Against a ranked Marquette team
Will help one seed quest

 

[Vancat]

Pat-a-cake baker
Roll it, pat it, bake it and
Mar-quette with our WIN

 

[navery12]

Marquette will be tough
Big game for Tristen Newton
Huskies by seven

 

[HuskyHawk]

See Red, Blue and Gold
Colors on the court, I'm told
Road win overdue

 

[karstenkibbe]

Brew City road test
Fonzie Laverne and Shirley
Go down in defeat

 

[Kolumbo]

Eagles don't fly straight
Fiserv Forum latest scene
of clipped wings with sauce

Milwaukee has Beer
and Schlemiels & Schlimazels
Schotz is not like Rocks

Ed: Les jeux sont faits
Translation: the game is up
Huskies pull the sled

 

[TerryBoyz]

A big win tonight
Like Laverne and Shirley
“Doing it our way!”

 

[Waquoit]

I like how Wednesday
Nights have evolved to Big East
Hoop Night in CT!

 

[Hey Adrien!]

Have you ever had
a (fig) Newton microwaved
watching it heat up?

 

[Jaydumo20]

Dry January
Hard promise to keep tonight
5 deep before tip

 

[Umami Zen]

Cheese curds-Brauts-And beer
Adama say..Have no fear
Feed me--Winning-Clear.

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

A big win tonight
Like Laverne and Shirley
“Doing it our way!”

I count line two 6
I always question myself
When they don't count 'right'

It's very stressful
So I count multiple times
Still counts 6 to me

"Always check your work."
That's what the schoolteacher said
Always annoyed me

Attached media
And clever jokes show increase
In counting errors

Do we look ahead
And take our eye off the ball
In these instances?

It reminds me of
Adama's breakaway fail
Off of the backboard

We all do such things
A final count is helpful
"Always check your work"

Multiple haikus
Increases my chance to err
And leaves me anxious

One line at a time
Haiku writer's version of
One [game] at a time

Go UConn Huskies
Beat Marquette Golden Eagles
Win in Milwaukee

 

[Son of Robert]

Marquette playing well
we better have attitude
one sure way to win

 

[OkaForPrez]

L’s shock a fanbase
not the team. Andre goes off;
Hands Shaka an L.

 

[huskyjawz]

Shaka "not so" Smart
That is what Danny call him
Huskies stump Marquette

 

[Letsgohuskies11]

Chaka or Shaka
Neither will bleed the husky
ears in Wisconsin

 

[RedDog]

No Marquette baskets!
I do like Market Basket.
Boston groceries

 

[Tyler2Rings]

Jackson 6 assists
Sanogo double double
Joey C returns

 

[bendm]

CBSSN
for a top 25 game
w t f cmon!

 

[TerryBoyz]

A big win tonight
Like Laverne and Shirley
“Doing it our way!”

My bad Hans Sprungfeld
My school teacher used to say
Please pay attention

A big win tonight
Just Like Laverne and Shirley
“Doing it our way!”

 

[jayteeman]

Relax yourself dog
Lift that left leg nice and high
Go ahead mark quette!

 

[JakeTheDog]

Fall blue and gold. What
Once be Samsons-Warriors!
Now grounded eagles.

 

[Skiblets]

Just completely sick
Of bench players going off
So this ends tonight

 

[Ewekon]

3rd quarter haiku.
Hoping for D stands of old.
Expossd? No clothes? Nope

 

[WeAreUCONN]

Marquette is our daddy
Just like big Papi
They laughing at UConn
And yelling you can’t stop me
Just like the Tin man
If Danny only had a brain
We might be dangerous
But instead we’re just a mess.