OT: Mar23 work at home haikus

[TerryBoyz]

all 3 kids at home
Not enough space for us all
Back to school soon please!

 

[ZenConn]

feel bad for the wife
well, not really. i'm working
at the office now

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

This here's creative
Coronavirus haiku
A public service

I love the Boneyard
My favored community
Except when you're not

Not working at home
Heck, not working anywhere
That's both good & bad

 

[Doctor Hoop]

I still have to work
Sometimes at home, sometimes not
Telemedicine?

But there are still needs
We can't just sit on the couch
Injuries happen

 

[Hamms30]

Starting to lose it,
A week and a half in now,
Do I still own pants?

 

[RichZ]

I have been retired
for nearly a decade now.
Seems the same to me.

High risk guy, that's me,
old, bad heart and other stuff.
Check all the boxes.

So I'll stay locked down,
alone in my man cave that
once was my office.

Washing my hands and
sanitized, 6 feet from you
and everyone else.

Don't expect to live
forever, but a few more
years would be okay.

 

[8893]

I have been retired
for nearly a decade now.
Seems the same to me.

High risk guy, that's me,
old, bad heart and other stuff.
Check all the boxes.

So I'll stay locked down,
alone in my man cave that
once was my office.

Washing my hands and
sanitized, 6 feet from you
and everyone else.

Don't expect to live
forever, but a few more
years would be okay.

If you can survive
Gangrene of the damn scrotum
This thing won't kill you

 

[TerryBoyz]

A manic Monday
Boomers remember that song
Lead singer was hot

 

[ClifSpliffy]

hey! haiku po po!
in light of the times, can we.....
have less enforcement?

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

I have been retired
for nearly a decade now.
Seems the same to me.

High risk guy, that's me,
old, bad heart and other stuff.
Check all the boxes.

So I'll stay locked down,
alone in my man cave that
once was my office.

Washing my hands and
sanitized, 6 feet from you
and everyone else.

Don't expect to live
forever, but a few more
years would be okay.

Can you go fishing?
Isn't that what counts the most?
One day at a time

 

[RichZ]

If you can survive
Gangrene of the damn scrotum
This thing won't kill you

But I was young then.
Many more years wear and tear
On my innards now.

And I have major
surgery on tap next month
I can't get sick first.

 

[RichZ]

Can you go fishing?
Isn't that what counts the most?
One day at a time

Only solo now
And other issues make it
An ordeal to go

But I have some friends
who help me launch and retrieve
the boat so i'm good.

 

[bigknight3]

And I have major
surgery on tap next month
I can't get sick first.

Probably no surgery
No hospital beds
PPE small quantity

Longer than us people think
This will continue
Wishing you a healthy spring

 

[RichZ]

Probably no surgery
No hospital beds
PPE small quantity

Longer than us people think
This will continue
Wishing you a healthy spring

As of today, they are still having me go through a round of bloodwork, ultrasound and other pre-surgery procedures and tests beginning tomorrow. If I don't get this surgery pretty soon, I am in real danger of losing one or both legs.

 

[TerryBoyz]

Fingers crossed for you RZ! Stay strong and Hang in there.

 

[Doctor Hoop]

A manic Monday
Boomers remember that song
Lead singer was hot

Susanna Hoffs, and
Yes, I think we can agree
With your assessment

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Probably no surgery
No hospital beds
PPE small quantity

Longer than us people think
This will continue
Wishing you a healthy spring

It's 5-7-5
But your 7-5-7s
Are otherwise good.

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

As of today, they are still having me go through a round of bloodwork, ultrasound and other pre-surgery procedures and tests beginning tomorrow. If I don't get this surgery pretty soon, I am in real danger of losing one or both legs.

Glad that there's no game
Else I'd tell you to correct
To stoke the mojo

There'z lots of support
And so much Boneyard respect
Draw from the love here

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Fingers crossed for you RZ! Stay strong and Hang in there.

Fingers crossed for you
Stay strong and hang in there, Rich
(Your post as haiku)

 

[XLCenterFan]

It's sweatpants only,
golf, beers, reading, and card games,
with a little news.

 

[bigknight3]

As of today, they are still having me go through a round of bloodwork, ultrasound and other pre-surgery procedures and tests beginning tomorrow. If I don't get this surgery pretty soon, I am in real danger of losing one or both legs.

Like I said good luck. And hopefully you have as good team working to get you

It's 5-7-5
But your 7-5-7s
Are otherwise good.

Haha thank you much
Not first time own rules I've made
Off season training

 

[Son of Robert]

Self employed I am
do as I please all year long
poetry motion

 

[CL82]

Work, work, work at home
Watch me working all alone
Work, work, work at home.

Work, work, on my own
Calling clients on the phone
Work, work, work at home