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Message: [QUOTE="ClifSpliffy, post: 3322056, member: 9260"] round up all the lawyers for both sides, dress them up in three piece suits and high heels, and play a one game winner-takes-all for the kids' eligibility. slap a cage and some peach baskets on that outdoor court (cuz of the shoe thing) for an old-timey feel, maybe broadcast it in black and white, too. when memphis wins (that town can ball), do big screen close-ups of the ncaa losers slinking away, as they return to their day jobs of inventing new ways of stick it to us. (I heard that there is a whole floor at ncaa hq dedicated to UConn inspectors. [I]four rings recently for the guys, and, like every ring for the girls? that don't fit the script! how dare we?) [/I]and, why does this whole thing and its' timing feel like nothing more than an ncaa publicity grab? ohhh, right, right ,right 'harrumpf, we ah concerned with tha [I]in-tegg-grah-tee [/I]of [I]our[/I] hallowed spawht.' yeah, sure. [/QUOTE]