in church

[Dann]

does PP kneel?

 

[B1GEast]

does PP kneel?

Lol, That's just wrong Dan.

 

[Doggie Style]

When I saw this thread, I thought your were going to be saying that your heading there for repentance!!! I just HAD to check it out.....

 

[Dann]

When I saw this thread, I thought your were going to be saying that your heading there for repentance!!! I just HAD to check it out.....

last weekend when i was taking communion i brought a uconn football shirt and left it at the bottom of the alter. the church burnt down a couple hours later i read in the paper on monday.

 

[Doggie Style]

last weekend when i was taking communion i brought a uconn football shirt and left it at the bottom of the alter. the church burnt down a couple hours later i read in the paper on monday.

LMFAO!!

 

[CodyJ.]

lol. lol. enough said. that cracked me up

 

[Doggie Style]

LMFAO!!

But wrong at the same time.......

 

[Adesmar123]

only after standing up twice

 

[husky210]

He's worried about fumbling the communion exchange

 

[Dann]

He's worried about fumbling the communion exchange

the line on the way up to my turn was just offensive.

my church always has a 2nd person in the slot on the right side to help spread everything out. i always try to go to that guy if i can but all the old people never do. they always go right up the middle fo some reason. its like a old school vs new school thing.

 

[husky210]

the line on the way up to my turn was just offensive.

my church always has a 2nd person in the slot on the right side to help spread everything out. i always try to go to that guy if i can but all the old people never do. they always go right up the middle fo some reason. its like a old school vs new school thing.

You want to score the flattened bread cracker thing faster. They just don't want to risk going to fast. Do you always go for the wine cup conversion after?

 

[Dann]

You want to score the flattened bread cracker thing faster. They just don't want to risk going to fast. Do you always go for the wine cup conversion after?

no i bring my own 1 hitter of evan willimas with me so i scurry back to the pew get on a knee and pound it....

 

[YearoftheHusky]

He also recites the "inside hand off" in place of the Hail Mary.

 

[Dann]

He also recites the "inside hand off" in place of the Hail Mary.

very true. the hail mary is a passing play and P refuses to join hands and recite it for that reason. on the other hands P says the rosary almost daily becuase its very repetitive and he believe in running the same prayer over and over again.