I'm not dead yet

[beakumhawks]

despite what prankster may say http://the-boneyard.com/threads/in-memory-of-beakumhawks.40450/

I don't want to go on the cart.

Funny thing is, Prankster's post on my demise was made a couple of months after I had a major Stroke. I was at a client site and wasn't feeling very well and decided to take a break and run to Quick Trip for a diet coke. As I was taking the drink to the counter it fell out of my left hand. Me, being the idiot that I am, decided it was a fluke thing, so I got another drink, held it in my right hand, and went up to pay. I then went back to the client and after about an hour I decided I felt bad enough that I really should go home. 25 miles later I get home, stumble in the door and gave my wife a heart attack. A quick trip to the hospital and a couple of months of rehab later I'm back at about 95% of where I was. So thanks for the obit Prankster, you jerk!

Saw you guys play against Maryland and you look like you have a nice team. It should be fun to watch them grow. Good luck!

 

[Danzz]

Glad to hear you are recovering well. Get back to 100%! And BTW, don't change your avatar; I've missed her.

 

[Kitaman]

Your timing is suspect. Me thinks you guys beating dook healed you overnight. Thank goodness you all didn't lose.

 

[arnie3]

Welcome back!

 

[beakumhawks]

To be fair, I did post yesterday before the KU-DOOK game. DogBreath2U was kind enough to send me a pm pointing out my obituary post. So are all the regulars still around? Fishy? Suzyq?

 

[Pudge]

I dunno ...

Zymurg and beakumhawks appearance within weeks ... after yo such a long time. Yup ... we have gotten our MOJO back and along we go a merrily. On with the bandwagon, we will pick up a few newbies along the way as well.

 

[Deepster]

I'm still here.

Are you like Peter Griffin now?

 

[Dogbreath2U]

Glad to hear that you were only "mostly dead." Ahh, the sound of "Bring out your dead!" in the morning. (I know, I'm mixing movies).

Fishy is about. I haven't seen suzy for a while, but she seems to not hang around as much during the off season.

 

[ctchamps]

Glad you recovered and could enjoy beating the Dukies. IMO Kansas is the team to beat although haven't seen Ville, and Michigan play yet.

Fishy is still present and posting. Suzyq has made appearances but I believe she is mostly lurking.

 

[Kitaman]

Anyway, dook win or not, its always better on this side of the ground. Here's to you:

 

[prankster]

despite what prankster may say http://the-boneyard.com/threads/in-memory-of-beakumhawks.40450/

I don't want to go on the cart.

Funny thing is, Prankster's post on my demise was made a couple of months after I had a major Stroke. I was at a client site and wasn't feeling very well and decided to take a break and run to Quick Trip for a diet coke. As I was taking the drink to the counter it fell out of my left hand. Me, being the idiot that I am, decided it was a fluke thing, so I got another drink, held it in my right hand, and went up to pay. I then went back to the client and after about an hour I decided I felt bad enough that I really should go home. 25 miles later I get home, stumble in the door and gave my wife a heart attack. A quick trip to the hospital and a couple of months of rehab later I'm back at about 95% of where I was. So thanks for the obit Prankster, you jerk!

Saw you guys play against Maryland and you look like you have a nice team. It should be fun to watch them grow. Good luck!

1. "You're not fooling anyone y'know."

2. I have been called way worse than a jerk.....and by people more alive than you.

3. Anyway, sorry to hear of your stroke.

4. Glad to have you back.

5. Mercifully, you got through this out of your system before the Affordable Care Act was in full force. My understanding is that they will use shinier carts, than those in your pic....but the effect will be largely the same.

 

[beakumhawks]

^^^ Funny thing is, my health insurance costs me a cool $800 a month, and that's just me. $5k a year deductible. Yeah, it's , but nobody wants to insure diabetics. The new act will at least allow me to get insurance coverage at a reasonable price.

edit - Oh, and prankster, the only reason I called you a jerk was I was not sure if you could type cocksucker on this site.

edit again - apparently you cannot type that word on this site.

 

[joober jones]

Welcome back and glad to know you're still among the living

 

[RichZ]

Nice to see you're still kicking.

 

[arch]

"........I'm back at about 95% of where I was."


Sorry to hear that.

 

[Scot-e]

Happy to hear you are alive and kicking. Make the most of every day!

 

[Dove]

Your stroke was brought on by using coke?

 

[beakumhawks]

Shut up Dove. (Have not posted that in awhile)

 

[temery]

What does 95% of a brain get you in Kansas?

despite what prankster may say http://the-boneyard.com/threads/in-memory-of-beakumhawks.40450/

I don't want to go on the cart.

Funny thing is, Prankster's post on my demise was made a couple of months after I had a major Stroke. I was at a client site and wasn't feeling very well and decided to take a break and run to Quick Trip for a diet coke. As I was taking the drink to the counter it fell out of my left hand. Me, being the idiot that I am, decided it was a fluke thing, so I got another drink, held it in my right hand, and went up to pay. I then went back to the client and after about an hour I decided I felt bad enough that I really should go home. 25 miles later I get home, stumble in the door and gave my wife a heart attack. A quick trip to the hospital and a couple of months of rehab later I'm back at about 95% of where I was. So thanks for the obit Prankster, you jerk!

Saw you guys play against Maryland and you look like you have a nice team. It should be fun to watch them grow. Good luck!

 

[OkaForPrez]

Thanks for giving the ACC another L. They are piling up!

 

[beakumhawks]

Tom, I would expect a response like that from Fishy, but not from you. Especially seeing as how you are quite familiar with rumors of your death running wild.

 

[B1GEast]

Plastic Ono Band!

 

[intlzncster]

I get home, stumble in the door and gave my wife a heart attack.

That made me chuckle. Prolly wasn't very funny at the time.

Just so you know, I logged in for this.

edit again - apparently you cannot type that word on this site.

The only way to get anything said properly on this site is: , @ss, duck, t!ts, and !#$%$#&!.

Dick works though.

Edit: No it doesn't. "". Anyone named Richard is ducked.

Edit2: actually "tits" does works. Loophole city.

 

[8893]

What does 95% of a brain get you in Kansas?

Welcome back, Beak! Sorry to hear about your stroke; glad to hear you are on the mend.

 

[beakumhawks]

Fishy always dreamed of a site where you could post c*cks*sker unedited. I'm disappointed he has not found it yet.