If Olives can have thirteen different sizes...........

[Oldbones]

Maybe we need more than major and mid-major differentiations, by adding many classifications:.

Here is an 8-year old essay on everything from mid-minor to Über Major, which seems appropriate to Buffalo and Chicago Loyola (I know, a former champion) to further confuse our own "mid-major" identity crisis:

https://sports.theonion.com/ncaa-tournament-proving-that-mid-major-semi-upper-lower-1819571412

So, every time UCONN beats up on an ACC or B1G entry, it "increases parity across the board."

And yes, Olives are indeed available in 13 different sizes:
olives

 

[Bigboote]

I miss the old days of the Onion. Haggar quantum slacks, Kid Rock starving to death because of Napster; it didn't get any better than that.

 

[RockyMTblue2]

Charles Barkley teasing an Armadillo with a smoked turkey leg has to be just the best though.