If i was a billionaire and a sports fan

[The Smart One]

I'd buy as many season tickets I could to a team I hated. Let's say Duke and I would then laugh at all the games I saw at Cameron on Tv that had 50-75% of its seats empty. MUAHAHAAHA.

At some point I'd post a video on Youtube burning all the dukes tickets with a husky mascot lighting it.
Good way to spend 10-20 million.

Am I sick?

 

[mcs333]

Yes

 

[Devland]

If you are going to spend your money on things you hate, could you please hate me? If I was a billionaire Uconn would get a big check.

 

[HuskiesAllDay]

I would do something a little more Uconn-centric. Like I dunnooo.. Pay Kevin Ollie $10MM a year so he never leaves. Oh and pay the Big or ACC $50MM to accept us. And then another $20MM to kick Cuse, Pitt, and BC out. And then pay every other conference whatever it takes to never accept them. Oh and of course a couple mil for the top recruiting class every year. And finally of course pay the ncaa to fire Emmert...and a couple of tough guys to kick the crap out of him....live on YouTube...

Id say that just about takes care of it

 

[CTBasketball]

If I had $1 billion dollars? I would buy a small piece of land in upstate New York, build a glass house, and throw stones at Syracuse fans.

Luckily for me, Syracuse fans don't know the analogy, so all they do is knock on my house in anger. Idiots.

 

[jleves]

I'd buy as many season tickets I could to a team I hated. Let's say Duke and I would then laugh at all the games I saw at Cameron on Tv that had 50-75% of its seats empty. MUAHAHAAHA.

At some point I'd post a video on Youtube burning all the dukes tickets with a husky mascot lighting it.
Good way to spend 10-20 million.

Am I sick?

Buy all remaining tickets for UConn Football, Mens BBall and Womens BBall and distribute as many as possible to students, rent buses for said students and then put the rest (tickets, not students) on will call for anonymous.

Go to Final Four front row center.

Go to Masters with VIP access.

Go to Kentucky Derby with VIP access.

Go to Superbowl in luxury box.

Sponsor local kids baseball, basketball and soccer teams with specially designed Nike uniforms.

and yes, you are sick to put that much effort into a team that we club like a baby seal.

 

[Huskyforlife]

Id give JD whatever it takes to get into the b10

 

[TheChamps990411]

I'd buy as many season tickets I could to a team I hated. Let's say Duke and I would then laugh at all the games I saw at Cameron on Tv that had 50-75% of its seats empty. MUAHAHAAHA.

At some point I'd post a video on Youtube burning all the dukes tickets with a husky mascot lighting it.
Good way to spend 10-20 million.

Am I sick?

No. Stupid

 

[temery]

I'd buy as many season tickets I could to a team I hated. Let's say Duke and I would then laugh at all the games I saw at Cameron on Tv that had 50-75% of its seats empty. MUAHAHAAHA.

At some point I'd post a video on Youtube burning all the dukes tickets with a husky mascot lighting it.
Good way to spend 10-20 million.

Am I sick?

You must read reddit. There was just a post about the "father of modern taxonomy." Apparently he was a bit vindictive ... He supposedly named disgusting organisms after scientists he didn't like.

 

[FeedTheDove]

 

[August_West]

You must read reddit. There was just a post about the "father of modern taxonomy." Apparently he was a bit vindictive ... He supposedly named disgusting organisms after scientists he didn't like.

Another great one from reddit recently along those same vindictive lines.

This guy is my hero and probably a at the same time:

http://gawker.com/man-buys-every-pie-at-local-burger-king-to-spite--1617088150

 

[August_West]

Another great one from reddit recently along those same vindictive lines. This guy is my hero and probably a at the same time: http://gawker.com/man-buys-every-pi...ite- ty-1617088150

Aw man the filter messed URL

Here is another

http://np.reddit.com/r/offmychest/comments/2cm5xt/am_i_a_bad_person_for_this/

 

[IMind]

If I had a billion dollars I'd sleep in tomorrow.

 

[CallMeBruce]

I'd bring back the Whalers.