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Message: [QUOTE="ClifSpliffy, post: 3078864, member: 9260"] I used to think boarders and skiers owned the market on 'equipment chat.' then I started to goff more. newsflash me, I was soooo wrong. duffers rule. after hearing the umpteenth convo aboot 'this year will be different cuz I just bought the Acme 9000 hybrid fairway putter with the personalized 57 1/2 degree radar controlled loft analyzer,' I knew I entered the twilight zone of loopy talk. newsflash you, me, and just aboot everyone else (equality!) we suck. I once heard that something like only 10% of hackers honestly break 100 (proally 99% when not playing their 'home' course-- 'bbut on my course, there are no hills, sand, water, trees, wind, etc.'). the good Lord invented alcohol and drugs as coping aids for listening to that noise. however, as a fellow looper (loopier?) I will say that there is only one ball--Pro V's. even with those, we'll still hit the cart path. the only 'scratch' to be had on the links is when a mosquito bites you. pay attention, since I always shoot in the 70's. if it's colder, I ain't playing. jack, tiger, and annika can shred us with a tree branch and a lump of coal. ahh goff, we stunk yesterday, we stink today, but we'll be back tomorrow, cuz, you know, this time it will be different! lol. (edit: I received no compensation from the Acme corporation for promoting their product, but the Pro V folks sent a box of pencils with extra large erasers for the mention...) [/QUOTE]