I couldn't resist

[Oxford Bob]

UGH!!!!!! That F%$^&*g Huskyfandan just sent me another email.

Sorry bro too good to pass up.

 

[huskyniner]

"I swear, I once saw Warde eat a cheeseburger that was this duck*ing big"

 

[CL82]

"So you see, we are winners that like winning and that's why you should invite us to your conference.
I don't see how I can be clearer than that."

 

[OkaForPrez]

"Louisville?! I already gave Aresco our notice!"

 

[thatguyed]

That darn Coach PP and his buddy GDL. They must have ***sacks this big to think their jobs are safe.

 

[husky210]

" Grosssssss! Geoff Fox just facebooked me!"

 

[Point6]

"So then you pull the ball back out, fake the hand-off to McCombs, and Chandler can throw the ball on 1st down."

 

[epark88]

"Gurlfriend, can you buh-LIEVE they held their vote at 7 AM? Gurl, I don't even have my makeup on before then, let alone trying to monitor some crazy landscape. Now you KNOW that's messed up! Swofford be straight trippin, yo"...

 

[TRest]

.....then I rub the lotion on Warde's scalp like this....

 

[Pudge]

"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."

 

[Migs]

"Tupac."