Houston Heartbreak Hotel Haiku

[8893]

Be my valentine?
Nah, I'll take showing some spine
And a Husky heart

 

[Vancat]

Houston ain't Whitney...
no golden voiced crack head. Let's
dance with somebody

 

[tykurez]

Houston? Big problem
Tom Hanks ain’t saving this one
Huskies lost in space

 

[8893]

Grateful Dead said it's
Too close to New Orleans. Why?
They got busted there

 

[UConn Dan]

Young Huskies fighting
Off them Cougars tryna bite
Our hunger beats might

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

So I'll bump this one
Like the Enoch threads Monday
Let the two compete

 

[8893]

Young Huskies fighting
Off them Cougars tryna bite
Our hunger beats might

I'm thinking AD
Should have used "cougars" as part
Of game promotion

Lots of Husky guys
Would happily be bitten
By the right cougar

 

[intlzncster]

There are two Haiku
Threads. WTF's going on?
Bad Mojo for us.

 

[UConn Dan]

I'm thinking AD
Should have used "cougars" as part
Of game promotion

Lots of Husky guys
Would happily be bitten
By the right cougar

My first Haiku Post
After lurking all these years
Cougars were calling

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

There are two Haiku
Threads. WTF's going on?
Bad Mojo for us.

Two wrongs make a right
Or merge the two haiku threads
Winner either way

 

[8893]

There are two Haiku
Threads. WTF's going on?
Bad Mojo for us.

But a negative
Plus a negative, equals
Positive, maybe?

 

[Doctor Hoop]

Well, Clyde Drexler and
Hakeem Olajuwan ain't
Walkin' through that door

 

[Son of Robert]

Two smooth trees swaying
the winds like music playing
the lone owl agrees

 

[Mano]

Perfect day for it,
This one way relationship,
Let’s break Cougar hearts.

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Well, Clyde Drexler and
Hakeem Olajuwan ain't
Walkin' through that door

Or, for the old folks
Elvin Jones and Don Chaney
Aren't coming either

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Grateful Dead said it's
Too close to New Orleans. Why?
They got busted there

I see what you did
Truckin', like a do-dah man
Whatever it takes

 

[August_West]

getting ready for
Valentines day massacre
Al Capone stylie

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

getting ready for
Valentines day massacre
Al Capone stylie

Last line is so weak
Why not "a la Al Capone?"
"Stylie?" What's that ish?

 

[August_West]

Last line is so weak
Why not "a la Al Capone?"
"Stylie?" What's that ish?

Always always Al-
ways trust content from ADub™
now you are aware

 

[DALTX]

Houston, you have a
problem. UConn is Samson's
Delilah. Go White!

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Always always Al-
ways trust content from ADub™
now you are aware




View attachment 39659

Use an adjective
as an noun, and you risk your
Credibility

 

[dvegas]

The Cougs remind me of the 06 team. They could probably make a deep run in the tourney but the selection committee will make sure they don't.

 

[Doctor Hoop]

Or, for the old folks
Elvin Hayes and Don Chaney
Aren't coming either

Fixed it for you, Hans
Though I"m sure your small mistake
Is not dementia

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Fixed it for you, Hans
Though I"m sure your small mistake
Is not dementia

Took me sev'ral looks
Is there a Hank or Thad Hayes?
That's my wonder now

 

[Yardigan]

My first Haiku Post
After lurking all these years
Cougars were calling

Go 'cougs!