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Laughter is said to be the best medicine.
It was a quiet Monday morning in September 2053, when John awoke with a need to go to the bathroom. To John, this wasn’t just any ordinary day! This was the “Day, he would open the last package of Toilet Paper”, that his parents purchased in 2020!
I used to spin that toilet paper roll like I was on the Wheel of Fortune, now I turn it like I’m cracking a safe!
Many parents are discovering that the teacher was not the problem!
Our Cleaning Lady just called & told us she will be working from home & will send us instructions on what to do!
Gotta say that Senior Class of 2020 outdid themselves this year with “Senior Skip Day!”
The heck with toilet paper! I just bought dryer sheets and my butt smells like lavender and roses and there is no static electricity! And by the way, my old butt is for the very first time in 20 years, “Wrinkle-free!”
Quarantine day 6: At my own risk, I went to this restaurant called, “The Kitchen.” You have to gather ALL the ingredients and make your own meal! I have no clue how this place is still in business!
Single man with Purell and Lysol seeking single woman with Toilet Paper, for some “good-clean fun!”
Does anyone know how long TP will last?
Here is my schedule for Today. Probably the same for tomorrow and the foreseeable future.
7 am, Breakfast
7:15, Breakfast Dessert
8:30, Panic snack w/news
9:45, Chocolate break
11:30, Snack while standing & staring at TV
12:20, Lunch with small dessert
2:00 pm, Post-nap luncheon
4:30, Trail Mix
6:00, Dinner and Dessert
7:30, Popcorn & if some left, Chocolate
9:00, Healthy fruit snack
10:00, Ice cream and Hot Chocolate
It was a quiet Monday morning in September 2053, when John awoke with a need to go to the bathroom. To John, this wasn’t just any ordinary day! This was the “Day, he would open the last package of Toilet Paper”, that his parents purchased in 2020!
I used to spin that toilet paper roll like I was on the Wheel of Fortune, now I turn it like I’m cracking a safe!
Many parents are discovering that the teacher was not the problem!
Our Cleaning Lady just called & told us she will be working from home & will send us instructions on what to do!
Gotta say that Senior Class of 2020 outdid themselves this year with “Senior Skip Day!”
The heck with toilet paper! I just bought dryer sheets and my butt smells like lavender and roses and there is no static electricity! And by the way, my old butt is for the very first time in 20 years, “Wrinkle-free!”
Quarantine day 6: At my own risk, I went to this restaurant called, “The Kitchen.” You have to gather ALL the ingredients and make your own meal! I have no clue how this place is still in business!
Single man with Purell and Lysol seeking single woman with Toilet Paper, for some “good-clean fun!”
Does anyone know how long TP will last?
Here is my schedule for Today. Probably the same for tomorrow and the foreseeable future.
7 am, Breakfast
7:15, Breakfast Dessert
8:30, Panic snack w/news
9:45, Chocolate break
11:30, Snack while standing & staring at TV
12:20, Lunch with small dessert
2:00 pm, Post-nap luncheon
4:30, Trail Mix
6:00, Dinner and Dessert
7:30, Popcorn & if some left, Chocolate
9:00, Healthy fruit snack
10:00, Ice cream and Hot Chocolate
