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Wait, Festivus never ends until someone is pinned, right?

Also, when are the airing of grievances??
 
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People who ask me private questions but won't share their answer first.
 
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People who ask me private questions but won't share their answer first.
People who plan their freaking retirement an ATM machine while you waste the time behind them.
 
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How much time and space am I allotted?

The dumb that has no idea where they are going, but wants to proceed along at 15 miles an hour on a 50 MPH road, breaking at every mailbox, driveway and road. Phuckstick pull over, get a map, gps or make a call and figure it out the long line of cars don't want to participate in your personal version of a treasure hunt.
 

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Overly aggressive language filters. :) Just kidding, Tom.

I'll start with my wife. When she asks me if I can do her a favor - I'd rather she just get to the point and tell me what she wants me to do. She's also a Sox fan. But if those are the worst things about her I suppose I'm doing ok. :)

Smug BC fans.

The AAC.

The flatlining football team.

My dad's driving.
 
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That shopper at the point of checkout who watches the cashier total up all the stuff and only then wakes up to the idea that this transaction is going to want some kind of payment. So, into the purse they go, "now where is that wallet"; now "how does this card pad device work again". Hmm, I wonder if this is a debit or credit transaction? And so on.

Also lottery card players who can't decide which of the 15 different types of card games they want to blow the $20 on that they just won with their first set of card purchases -- all while I"m there waiting to buy a gallon of milk.
 
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The bus drivers in Manhattan that can seem to figure out that their bus isn't going to clear the intersection and by default blocks the box. are you serious? How hard is it to figure this out, here's a hint if you're not sure that you'll clear the intersection wait. it's not like timeliness on your route is that important, it's the MTA for Christ sale.

I'm done, not really but I'll share the other comaints with my bourbon tonight.
 

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Making recruits' short lists and then losing them to lesser programs like UNLV, VCU....
 

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My daughter ( left), niece and nephew around the festivus pole.

We don't mess around. Best day of the year.
 

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What pisses me off ?The 21 (and counting) people I'm currently ignoring.
Then again, I suppose it's a gratitude list of sorts that I can ignore them.
Even further, if you think that the board has irretrievably gone downhill, just click on the News Links for a better use of your time.
Thanks Tom, thanks Nan, thanks Fishy, thanks everybody who makes this my favorite time suck.
And God bless Tiny Tim.
OK, so I suck at airing grievances.
Can I say "suck"?
 

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1st world problems-not the ones listed above but the fact that people use that expression when we live in the 2nd world
 
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Frank Costaza: "George, come over here and fight your father".
 

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My daughter ( left), niece and nephew around the festivus pole.

We don't mess around. Best day of the year.


Getting em started early on the stripper pole, eh August?

Good way to fund the college bill. Can't knock the forward thinking business sense.
 

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intlzncster said:
Getting em started early on the stripper pole, eh August? Good way to fund the college bill. Can't knock the forward thinking business sense.
You haven't met my wife. There is no chance of that ever happening. She and 2 friends stood outside a hooters once and chastised every person entering.

And I could use help with the college fund! :)
 

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You haven't met my wife. There is no chance of that ever happening. She and 2 friends stood outside a hooters once and chastised every person entering.

And I could use help with the college fund! :)

It was probably embarrassing when she caught you.
 

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David 76 said:
It was probably embarrassing when she caught you.
It wasn't embarrassing. It was harrowing. It was on our honeymoon and I was arguing for good wings.
 
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