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Haiku fur Uconn vs Houston

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Coach Kelvin Sampson
Has Houston ranked twenty fifth
Cougars will be tough

Uconn will have to
Rebound the ball much better
In order to win

Adams has to have
A great all around game here
Team must play defense

Scoring the ball well
Will give us the momentum
For the post season
 
Please please beat Houston
Get closer to five hundred
Build for Orlando
 
I know this Haiku won't follow the Haiku rules

Coach Kelvin Sampson
With all his improper telephone calls
NCAA recruiting violations
Somehow gets another job
Has team going to the tournament
And after, will be terminated
 
This is the last game
Of the regular season
The end will bring peace

I used to love hoops
Now I cringe when I watch games
How long till football?
 
Today we’ll need to
Eat a whole bunch of wheaties
Or it could be a
Rough day for our little Husks
The shots must go down
The boards better be cherished
Or the long flight home
Will be quiet as a church
On Tuesday evening
 
I know this Haiku won't follow the Haiku rules

Coach Kelvin Sampson
With all his improper telephone calls
NCAA recruiting violations
Somehow gets another job
Has team going to the tournament
And after, will be terminated

Coach Kelvin Sampson
With his improper phone calls
and violations...

Somehow gets a job
Has team going to the Dance
Still will be fired.

@Son of Robert I
fixed this abomination
Mojo is intact.
 

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