Haiku fur Uconn vs Houston

[Son of Robert]

Haiku instruction chart for would be Boneyard poets

5 syllables
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Coach Kelvin Sampson
Has Houston ranked twenty fifth
Cougars will be tough

Uconn will have to
Rebound the ball much better
In order to win

Adams has to have
A great all around game here
Team must play defense

Scoring the ball well
Will give us the momentum
For the post season

 

[joober jones]

Please please beat Houston
Get closer to five hundred
Build for Orlando

 

[HuskyBoi]

I know this Haiku won't follow the Haiku rules

Coach Kelvin Sampson
With all his improper telephone calls
NCAA recruiting violations
Somehow gets another job
Has team going to the tournament
And after, will be terminated

 

[Mr. Wonderful]

We are going down.
It's not gonna be pretty.
Good lord, have mercy.

 

[BlueandOG]

This is the last game
Of the regular season
The end will bring peace

I used to love hoops
Now I cringe when I watch games
How long till football?

 

[Dream Jobbed 2.0]

Jalen Adams
Has only beat beat one ranked team
Just let that set in

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Jalen Adams
Has only beat beat one ranked team
Just let that set in

Could he be Roy White?
And these are Horace Clarke years?
And next year gets good?

 

[jibsey]

Today we’ll need to
Eat a whole bunch of wheaties
Or it could be a
Rough day for our little Husks
The shots must go down
The boards better be cherished
Or the long flight home
Will be quiet as a church
On Tuesday evening

 

[intlzncster]

I know this Haiku won't follow the Haiku rules

Coach Kelvin Sampson
With all his improper telephone calls
NCAA recruiting violations
Somehow gets another job
Has team going to the tournament
And after, will be terminated

Coach Kelvin Sampson
With his improper phone calls
and violations...

Somehow gets a job
Has team going to the Dance
Still will be fired.​

@Son of Robert I
fixed this abomination
Mojo is intact.

 

[Huskybass]

Another blowout
That will be nine times so far
Yet some still won't see