Haiku for UConn vs Villanova

[Son of Robert]

'Nova in the house
sending them home with a loss
We are the best now!

 

[Get a Job]

Do you think the game is tonight, or are you intentionally flouting the mojo?

 

[August_West]

Delete this damn thread
Puh-leeze Delete this damn thread
Delete this damn thread

 

[BlueMAB]

Don't Let Waquoit
See pleas for ending the thread
No faith in mojo

 

[XLCenterFan]

Do you think the game is tonight, or are you intentionally flouting the mojo?

Must respond haiku.
Don’t you know the rules here yet?
Respond in haiku!

 

[WeAreUCONN]

Ain’t nothing good about Nova
We gonna run dem fools Ova
One Two Three
Joey California Yelling,
You Can’t Stop Me!!!
UConn gonna win BIG
Snap Villanova like a twig
Snap cracke and pop
Villanova gonna get Stomped
Here comes the BOOM
Just like a Ferrari
Zoom Zoom Zoom

 

[Huskybass]

Why bro? Why, just why?
14 point fav or ites man
This loss is on you

 

[MilliniumPrince]

Could not take the heat
Jay Wright saw our future rise
Beast belongs to us

 

[Get a Job]

Must respond haiku.
Don’t you know the rules here yet?
Respond in haiku!

I will be happy to do so in the proper thread tomorrow, or even this thread after midnight. But a haiku thread the day before a game I cannot abide!

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

What a clusterfork
Haiku on a non-game day
Confusing ev'ry one

^ That wasn't haiku
And those writing prose aren't wrong
What a darn shame this is

And those who don't write
Haiku in the Game Day thread
Are just plain bad. Really.

 

[tcf15]

Doomed doomed doomed doomed doomed
Doomidy doomidy doomed
Doomed so fricken doomed