Haiku for UConn vs UCLA

[Dove]

Hail the Angry Elf!!!!!
Now not losing at Cincy.
Now losing out west.

 

[Lafayette]

why we win today
you see los angeles will
lose today in philly

 

[Son of Robert]

We're 30-5
really good season so far
soon, #7

 

[Hey Adrien!]

Hey, two rings, Baldy
Dan Hurley tells Mick Cronin
at the handshake line.

 

[Hurleyman216]

Silas Demary
Is Back and Leading the Way
Sweet Sixteen, Let’s Go!

 

[TheShot1990]

3s will start falling
So better watch out brooins
Bringing rain tonight

 

[Umami Zen]

Nudge the Bear? Stood tall
Kodiak answers the call
Big Hoss wins the brawl.

 

[Dove]

First Haiku Thread up.
But Son of Robert says "Nope."
Then says, "LOOK AT ME!!!"

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

why we win today
you see los angeles will
lose today in philly

Lop off the extra
Syllable in your third line
To make it haiku

First line should count 5
Second line should count seven
Third line should count five

Haiku relies on
attention to detail and
muscle memory

Counting and checking
Posting and checking again
Edit as needed

Creatures of habit
Like well-practiced foul shooters
Get in their rhythm

"Game Day Haiku Thread"
It's just another habit
That brings me comfort

I post, then I count
If I've erred, I can edit
Then post and recount

It's not about me
I do it for the team, and
it makes a diff'rence

 

[Son of Robert]

First Haiku Thread up.
But Son of Robert says "Nope."
Then says, "LOOK AT ME!!!"

Dude, that's just stupid
I didn't see your haiku
think what you want to

 

[HooperScooper]

Dude, that's just stupid
I didn't see your haiku
think what you want to

You did it again
It was bad mojo last time
Why Son of Robert?

 

[mussels]

Tarris played with joy
that’s what he said on Friday
that’s what wins this game