Haiku for UConn vs Sacred Heart

[ClifSpliffy]

yo. it's on. new script.
this year, huskies bite back. hard.
tourney or bust. BARK!

 

[Dove]

Chief will write his briefs
But whether he will post them
remains to be seen

I kept sayin' it.
Most people laughed and harumphed.
Chiefin' ain't easy.