Haiku for Grambling State

[Hey Adrien!]

3 nights in a room
With no ballrooms for b-ball?
Where the heck am I?

I’m in Baltimore.
None of the locals play games
When I’m free to roam.

Thought about ditching:
2 PM to Loyola
but I ditched that plan.

Drive to Fairfax?
George Mason v ODU?
Farther than I thought.

Instead, I’ll enjoy
Comped crab dinner in Fells Point.
Breakfast: watch Huskies.

 

[NowInStorrs]

Where is Grambling State?
Bama and Georgia at 4
Need two screens today

 

[Umami Zen]

Wrench-Always steady
Young Pups show they are ready
Cole play is heady

Gut check time is here
Play with energy-No fear
Outcome will be clear

Jackson is swoopin'
Our big dogs are recoupin'
Hawk just be hoopin

Watching is Clingan
Danny asks.What you bringin'?
Richie is springin'

 

[wheelerdog]

Injuries abound
Time for the bench to perform
This is doable

 

[storrsroars]

Hope Sool gets minutes
Hope Akok Akok will shine
Hope we don't blow this.

I also hope that
Any joy from a Huskies
Win is not short-lived

You've heard the saying
"Happy wife, happy life", so
Pitt must beat Wake, too.

If somehow Wake wins
Wife will be miserable
Ergo, so will I.

 

[mussels]

who will fill the void
once was meaningless tune up
now is a must watch

 

[Hey Adrien!]

An honest mistake.
I mispronounced the city:
Fair-a-fax...my bad.

 

[JakeTheDog]

Sanogo no go
Martin on the pine fartin’
Time for the youngins

 

[Huskybass]

No black hole today
25 point spread too big
Don't cover but win

 

[Husky Alien]

Time for the newbies
Does Diggins make it in game
Eight and one at end

 

[jayteeman]

Gambling on Grambling
Is risky drinking whiskey
I will take the dog!!!

 

[HuskyHawk]

Winter is coming
Huskies bring fire and get hot
Scorching the Tigers

 

[Ewekon]

Tyrese, Adama
The injuries keep comin'
Next man up! Go Dogs!

 

[XLCenterFan]

Our last warm up game,
and then the season gets real.
Back to the big time!

 

[Ewekon]

Hope Springs eternal
Samson sees no Delilah
Hair of the dog wins

 

[Waquoit]

Grambling's White Tiger was
Played by a girl on TV.
Who plays Orlovsky?

 

[DALTX]

Do you like Grambling?
I don't know, Husky Nation
I've never grambled.

 

[Mr. Wonderful]

We fail the mojo,
The Mojo Gods show their wrath.
Forgive us our sins...

 

[HungryHuskies]

Coach Jim lends a hand
Hawk will be the lead dog
This train ain't stopping

 

[Dove]

Now versus Grambling
our team finds itself scrambling.
On them stop gambling.

 

[RichCTBB]

Speculate no more
Game day is finally here
Let’s see who steps up

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Grambling's White Tiger was
Played by a girl on TV.
Who plays Orlovsky?

First line totals 6
And now too late to edit?
All work must be checked

Coach Jim lends a hand
Hawk will be the lead dog
This train ain't stopping

Second line is 6
And now too late to edit?
All work must be checked

Garden State Parkway
Forked River rest area
Is where I wrote this

 

[Waquoit]

First line totals 6
And now too late to edit?
All work must be checked

Humiliation
Complete. Had tiger as one
syllable in head.