Grey lot Port-O-San

[NavinRJohnson]

All Port-O-San are locked and the one that I got into has no toilet paper. Good start.

 

[Dove]

You should download the Quilted Northern app. Very good.

 

[WestHartHusk]

All Port-O-San are locked and the one that I got into has no toilet paper. Good start.

You are already there and already need to take a dump? Poor planning my friend, gotta push those out before you leave home.

 

[sportsart]

You are already there and already need to take a dump? Poor planning my friend, gotta push those out before you leave home.

Maybe he needed it for a number 1.

 

[FrostyNuggets]

You gotta time the Metamucil dose better.

 

[Exit 4]

This is just a fantastic thread.

I blame Hathaway about that TP issue. Or maybe GDL for wallpaper.

 

[NavinRJohnson]

Maybe he needed it for a number 1.

You are the emoji king my friend.

 

[sportsart]

You are the emoji king my friend.

This is for you.

This is for Villanova.

 

[huskymedic]

All Port-O-San are locked and the one that I got into has no toilet paper. Good start.

That's because it's the gray lot... Blue lot has people outside to wipe you for ya.

 

[CL82]

You should download the Quilted Northern app. Very good.

Note to self: Don't borrow Dove's phone.

 

[NavinRJohnson]

This is for you.

This is for Villanova.

After this win, I think I will call you the emoji king each game day. I want this exact response. Superstitions work and after this win its something to build on.

 

[UConn9604]

All Port-O-San are locked and the one that I got into has no toilet paper. Good start.

Blue Lot had a pair of johns, side-by-side, without TP (learned this the hard way). I wanted to put up a big sign that said, "NO TP" or "#1 only."

 

[NavinRJohnson]

@sportsart ...You are the emoji king my friend.

 

[sportsart]

This is for you.

This is for Army.

 

[cheech63]

Maybe he needed it for a number 1.

Who needs toilet paper to take #1,unless You did something You shouldn't have.

 

[Adios]

Who needs toilet paper to take #1,unless You did something You shouldn't have.

Some people actually dry the tip and wash their tool.

 

[sportsart]

Who needs toilet paper to take #1,unless You did something You shouldn't have.

I was implying he was sitting when he took a leak.

 

[HuskyDogArt]

Jeez, I wonder if UCF, USF or ECU fans talk about port-o-lets on their fan pages...

 

[UConnNick]

Only P5 conference teams can afford luxuries like toilet paper in their Port-o-Sans. We must cut costs wherever possible.

 

[Dogged]

Only P5 conference teams can afford luxuries like toilet paper in their Port-o-Sans. We must cut costs wherever possible.

This is one of the best ever Boneyard threads!

By the way I talked to Freescooter and he said Ward Manuel was assigned to open and stock the TP in all the Porties today!

 

[TRest]

Some people actually dry the tip and wash their tool.

This better not mean you're sticking your "tool" in the sink to rinse it off.

 

[NavinRJohnson]

This is for you.

This is for Army.

You can't give Army the finger like Villanova. Love it.

 

[uconnfan68]

You are already there and already need to take a dump? Poor planning my friend, gotta push those out before you leave home.

Wait until you get old.

 

[NavinRJohnson]

@sportsart ...You are the emoji king my friend!!!