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Message: [QUOTE="Bigpetunia, post: 3377973, member: 1772"] This one is actually easy. The mystery in the conundrum lies elsewhere. (Look, to the best of my knowledge, you and I have never met...I’ve never laid eyes on you. All evidence, however, points one to the conclusion that you are indisputably of the female persuasion. As such, you have given your husband the fish eye and worse hundreds of times...it’s what girls do. So what’s the big deal about being on the receiving end for ONCE?) Now, for certified ND haters, like me, one’s disdain is rooted in the reality that ND fans, always aggrieved, feel that their team annually deserves to be in the NCAA championship game, irrespective of the fact that great lizards were still roaming the earth the last time they played in one. For that very reason, the fact that they are forced to play in the Bubba’s Fried Chicken Bowl against some team named Iowa State (???) is the kind of humiliation that their fans richly desrve, and offers the rest of us cause for celebration, even jubilation! Therefore, you should not only don ND gear, but you should lay it on thick, very thick, even matching little ND earrings. The best part being, of course, that the poor guy’ll know you’re lying through your teeth, which will only add to the humiliation factor! Now, Go Iowa State!!! Conundrum solved! [/QUOTE]