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[RadyLady]

There was a young woman from UConn
Whose three pointer was known to be spot on
All fans were so keena
To cheer their Kaleena
Mosqueda-Lewis to rock-on!


that's all I got...anyone else?

 

[arty155]

Basketball game day

Witty Rady limericks

Dumb Arty haiku

 

[magical2]

KML,SD,STEWIE FUTURE AAs RULE
THEY MAKE WATCHING WBB COOL

WITH KELLY PLAYING LOCKDOWN D
YOU DONT WANT TO MISS A PLAY
ON YOUR STREAMING PC

IRA

 

[MilfordHusky]

Is a Limerick like a Lime Rickey? I'll take two.

 

[UConnChapette]

There once was a player named Kelly
Who played ball for UConn on telly
Her offense is spotty
But I worry notty
Her defense turns opponents to jelly

 

[MilfordHusky]

There once was a player named Kelly
Who played ball for UConn on telly
Her offense is spotty
But I worry notty
Her defense turns opponents to jelly

Used to be spotty. She's a clutch pure shooter now.

 

[Icebear]

If the St. John's game is the result of Rady's limericks then she is hence forth banned for life from taking up the pen or keyboard.

 

[UConnChapette]

Used to be spotty. She's a clutch pure shooter now.

Fair point, I fixed it:

There once was a player named Kelly
Who played ball for UConn on telly
Her offense WAS spotty
But now it is notty
And her defense turns opponents to jelly

 

[MilfordHusky]

Fair point, I fixed it:

There once was a player named Kelly
Who played ball for UConn on telly
Her offense WAS spotty
But now it is notty
And her defense turns opponents to jelly

Tres bien!

 

[Zorro]

Situations arise which can scare us
And our favorite young ladies embarrass,
But whenever our team
Seems plumb out of steam
Who comes to the rescue? Ms Faris!

 

[huskybill]

There was a young woman from UConn
Whose three pointer was known to be spot on
All fans were so keena
To cheer their Kaleena
Mosqueda-Lewis to rock-on!


that's all I got...anyone else?

A UConn fan, some think a lady.
Turns out she is limericky shady.
To rhyme our "Kaleena"
Don't choke now "so keena."
For that none of us could be Rady.

 

[RadyLady]

Basketball game day

Witty Rady limericks

Dumb Arty haiku

Dear Arty so nice
And kind to Rady please don’t
Poo poo your haiku

 

[Olde Coach]

Situations arise which can scare us
And our favorite young ladies embarrass,
But whenever our team
Seems plumb out of steam
Who comes to the rescue? Ms Faris!

This gets my vote for "Limerick of the Day."

Good job Zorro!!!!!

 

[doggydaddy]

There was this group called the Boneyard,
Who hoped that UConn would go far,
Some thought the guard play was weak,
Or that the team wouldn't peak,
But that came from only the blowhards.

KIDDDDDDDING!!!!!!!!!

 

[arty155]

Dear Arty so nice
And kind to Rady please don’t
Poo poo your haiku

-Unquestionably the most eloquent remark I've ever heard associating me with poo poo (and there have been many)!

 

[RadyLady]

A UConn fan, some think a lady.
Turns out she is limericky shady.
To rhyme our "Kaleena"
Don't choke now "so keena."
For that none of us could be Rady.

There once was a husky named bill
Who prefers huskybill if you will
He mentioned that rady
Was limerick shady
Yet shortsighted was Bill with his quill

Invention is key to success
And to limerick it is no less
Try to rhyme miss Kaleena
You’ll see what I meana
The great lengths one has to go to impress!

 

[RadyLady]

If the St. John's game is the result of Rady's limericks then she is hence forth banned for life from taking up the pen or keyboard.

I daresay I found myself pique
From a post writ by Icebear, the sneak
He said he found blame
On my writing (for shame)
For I think it quite good and unique!

 

[Bestiarius]

The Huskies all play with intense savoir faire,
defense is applied with meticulous care.
Though the winning is fun,
The reason it’s done
Is an effort to preserve Geno’s hair.

 

[Icebear]

The Huskies were sick to their stomachs.
Leaving their fans very flummoxed.
But whether the pen put to tome,
or food not from home,
The play was less Husky than lummox.

 

[RadyLady]

The Huskies were sick to their stomachs.
Leaving their fans very flummoxed.
But whether the pen put to tome,
or food not from home,
The play was less Husky than lummox.

welll.....you tried....

 

[RadyLady]

There was this group called the Boneyard,
Who hoped that UConn would go far,
Some thought the guard play was weak,
Or that the team wouldn't peak,
But that came from only the blowhards.

KIDDDDDDDING!!!!!!!!!

Knows it all but really not braggy
who is it this ‘yarder so Shaggy
With quips snips and stats
(And no preference for cats)
Who else? But our own Doggydaddy!!

 

[RadyLady]

There once was a husky named bill
Who prefers huskybill if you will
He mentioned that rady
Was limerick shady
Yet shortsighted was Bill with his quill

Invention is key to success
And to limerick it is no less
Try to rhyme miss Kaleena
You’ll see what I meana
The great lengths one must go to impress!

fixed it. Why cannot I edit my original post?

 

[doggydaddy]

There was a nice lady named Nan,
Who was quite the big UConn fan,
At the game she's insane,
Making my antics look tame,
The ref calls she really can pan.

 

[doggydaddy]

The is a mod that's named Biff,
He is someone you don't want to miff,
He will take your pictures,
And change all your features,
So, with Biff...don't get in a tiff.

 

[Buster]

There once was a team up in Storrs,
Went to most basketball Final Fours.
They know how to compete
with the other 'elites',
And beat all of their final scores.

With Stef and Kaleena on fire,
MoJeff and Brianna are flyers!
Swiss Army Knife Kelly
turns opponents to jelly!
The Championship's UCONN's desire.

So Caroline, Stewie, and Tuck,
With Bria and Kiah and Buck,
Work so hard everyday
To improve their fine play.
They bring effort and skill, so GOOD LUCK!

 

[huskybill]

fixed it. Why cannot I edit my original post?

Just as much as you tried to fix it.
That's as much as I wanted to nix it.
But to rhyme our Mosqueda
Earns an accolada
Though ashamed, Bill's still willing to risk it.

 

[RadyLady]

-Unquestionably the most eloquent remark I've ever heard associating me with poo poo (and there have been many)!

 

[UConnChapette]

We all know that coach Auriemma
Sometimes faces a nasty dilemma
Who to start? Who to play?
Strategies for game day?
Go natural or keep using henna?

 

[UConnChapette]

Chris Dailey’s talents are to be respected
When the refs calls, by Geno, are rejected
CD steps in the way
Before Geno can say
A profanity that gets him ejected