Gameday Haikus

[Migs]

Mojo needed now
This season a wayward ship
Sailing into storm

 

[UConNation]

Annie get your gun
This isn't Oklahoma
Enter if you dare

 

[CL82]

Um, Oklahoma?
We're playing Oklahoma?
Tulsa!? Even worse!

How did this happen?
What happened to the Big East?
This just sucks so bad.

What? CBSN?
I hate our games there.
We're UConn damn it!

One thing to do now.
Kick Tulsa's asses.
Nothing personal.

Time to claim what's ours.
We must win the conference
and make a tournament run.

 

[Stainmaster]

Be strong, Husky pups!
Knock Frank Haith's goatee off his
slimy cheating face.

 

[UConNation]

Um, Oklahoma?
We're playing Oklahoma?
Tulsa!? Even worse!

How did this happen?
What happened to the Big East?
This just sucks so bad.

What? CBSN?
I hate our games there.
We're UConn damn it!

One thing to do now.
Kick Tulsa's asses.
Nothing personal.

Time to claim what's ours.
We must win the conference
and make a tournament run.

Really really impressive. Just check your last one

 

[OkaForPrez]

The only thing that
Yosemite Sam could hit
was our rock bottom

 

[storrsroars]

I've been to Tulsa
Oral Roberts is big there
Along with Denny's

Tonight's question is
Would you rather cook or eat
A Grand Slam breakfast

Because if we lose
That will be the career path
For many Huskies

 

[pnow15]

Crush upstart Tulsa
We are oak.
They are balsa.

 

[joober jones]

Ignore Pete Gillen
It's time to get our revenge
Keep rollin' Nolan

 

[CAHUSKY]

We suck dog balls
May not win again this year
Reverse mojo strong

(Negative Haiku worked last we so i'm giving it another shot)

 

[RichZ]

I've been to Tulsa
I wish I had not gone there
Will not go again

Golden Hurricane?
Is that like a golden shower
But much nastier?

Huskies will prevail
despite very bad haiku
in this haiku thread.

Crush upstart Tulsa
We are oak.
They are balsa.

Do you even know
what a proper haiku is?
five, seven, five please!

Time to claim what's ours.
We must win the conference
and make a tournament run.

All the wheels fell off
on the last haiku, last line
We lose, it's on you.

 

[CAHUSKY]

We suck big dog balls
May not win again this year
Reverse mojo strong

(Negative Haiku worked last we so i'm giving it another shot)

For some reason I can no longer edit my posts. Just realized my initial post was bad Hauiku. 4-7-5. Here is the proper form. 5-7-5

 

[Dove]

Please score thirteen points
Before the clock goes to ten
minutes from the start.

 

[Forte]

This is GREAT!! Ollie passionate on the sideilne ... Huskies play their best with their backs against the wall!